Now you can have Uranium and you’re ketchup all in the same place!

A fun way to learn your elements or subject your children to your quirky interests.  The Periodic Table Magnets from Simple Memory Art comes in one sheet and can be separated into individual elements (well, not actual elements, but you get the idea). 
Mix and match the elements to arrange your own table, perhaps outsmarting Dmitri Mendeleev in the process, but you’ll probably just make a mess.

Size: 7.4" x 10.5" (Sheet)

I have an idea, let’s combine the best taste ever with the best feeling ever then sell it for under 10 bucks!

The Chocolate Pen Set from Gasworks Inc. is a pair of 1.4 ounce chocolate and strawberry body pens. Use the tasty paste to draw designs or write love notes on your lovers body.  The pens are easy to write with and can even be used for decorating cakes and other baked goods.

By heating the pens in warm water, you can determine how viscous you want the chocolate to be.  Never mind the application, the taste alone makes this a great product, I give the chocolate pen set two thumbs up.  These make a great wedding or anniversary gift, as do the other risqué products from Gasworks Inc. 

*Size: Each pen is appx 6" tall x 1" wide

House in the nice part of town:         $350,000

Top of the line security system:      $3,600

Being safe every time you get home:   Priceless.

Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT!

This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house?  And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it.

Continue Reading

[Get It $20]

These things are flying off the shelves!

From the Red Persian Group of Oriental MouseRugs (Asian Collection) comes a new addition to your addiction. Specifically made for your computer mouse, this miniature rug features .75 millimeter long fibers (over 7 million on each rug) that create a beautiful and intricate pattern that’s soft to the touch. These things aren’t stamped with ink, they’re made with real dyed yarn. The tiny fibers allow for precise tracking (whether your mouse is optical or ball), and will actually hold your mouse in place on uneven surfaces.

Dude, that rug really ties the room together.

* These may only be 7"x10", but they’re gateway RUGS! Before you know it they’ll by lying on the living room floor or under the table, you’ll be spending all your money on RUGS, maybe even matching coasters!

Continue Reading

 
Need a new sacrificing surface?  How about a work station to provoke your creative genus?  Well too bad, the Paint or Die but LOVE ME desk from Designer John Nouanesing is only a concept at the moment; I guess you’ll have to stick with the Pink Floyd and Mary Jane for those all-to-forgettable epiphanies. 
If this escritoire does go into production, it will probably do very well, as will it’s service department when it has to repair all those extra drips that keep getting in the way and breaking off.

*May not be appropriate for hemophobiacs.

 
The Blue Ridge Hammock Tent from Lawson Hammock, is made for the smart camper, or anyone else that enjoys convenience, comfort, and versatility.
 
This lightweight, low impact, bug-free, waterproof, three season shelter was specifically designed for backpacking and camping in hard terrain.  No longer will uneven, rocky, or wet soil be a hindrance.  Camp right at the foot of the river bed, steep mountainside, or thick jungle.  With less vegetation disturbed or damaged you can reduce your environmental footprint; although, you can always use it as a bivy tent if you find the ideal spot. 
Even if you just want to lounge around your backyard, the Blue Ridge will protect you from mosquitos and small ground dwelling flesh eaters.

Continue Reading

Apparently the pen is mightier than the sword; especially a sharp pen. 
If you’re going to have something taking up space on your desk it needs to be creative, family related, or really really expensive.
Dead Fred, made by our good friends at Suck UK, is neither expensive or family related (unless you’re a member of the Manson family).  It is however very inventive and will be sure to give your coworkers a chuckle; watch how fast their smiles disappear when you tell them how it reminds you of the last time you saw your father.

Continue Reading

Don’t worry, these aren’t the Roman Candles that you’ll explode your face off with, but they are made for celebration.  
Tired of all those pathognomonic emblems on your birthday cake?  Well now instead of 45 candles you can have three, much less likely to cause a panic attack; just beware the ides of March!  
Roman Candles are another fun way to look at the world through the eyes of Fred & Friends.  Each clear recyclable PET-G display box contains 8 silver-trimmed candles (good for ages 1 to 89), along with a crash course in Roman numerology.

[Get It $40]

Make use of that Ph. D with the Cocktail Chemistry Set.  Your friends don’t care about solvents and buffers, the only concoction they want to see you make is the one they can drink.  With a cocktail shaker, Erlenmeyer flask, glass stirring rod, and 4 test tubes you’re guaranteed a good reaction.  So next time you have a problem, just remember that you’ve already got the solution and it’s at the bottom of a test tube full of booze.

Continue Reading

[Get It $19,000]

No, the price isn’t a typo, the Clearaudio Master Reference Turntable is a cool $19K…that’s 190 Benggies in DJ lingo.
For those of you wondering who would pay such an exuberant price for a record player, you may want to first consider the question, “who still buy’s records”? Well, as it turns out, there are quite a few vinyl freaks out there and this turntable is their version of a wet dream.
If you happen to be one of these vinylheads who believes everything was better when you were a kid, then go ahead, empty out your 401k and buy yourself the Clear Audio Master Reference Turntable so you can listen to all your dilapidated records. While you’re at it, why don’t you pick up some 35mm film for your Cinematographe so you can capture some home movies; or perhaps you’d rather finger paint your memories on the walls of your cave.

Continue Reading