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Bunny- he’s watching you! Ring Alarm Clock- a ring on a ring Wooden Clock- is wood waking you up in the morning? Plume Fountain Pen- it writes feather you like it or not LampLamp Light Bulb- screw that! 24″ TITAN MANHATTAN- does it get any bigger? The EX Knife Set- did someone stab you in the back? Glass Shard Lollypop- so good it hurts Nevada Stainless Steel Playing Cards Don’t Droppa your glass! Red Sea Underwater Restaurant- looks a bit fishy The Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan Technical Friends Camming Set Voltaic Solar Backpack- it sounds cool because it is! Electricity doesn’t grow on trees, normally TIC TAC TOE- what does that name mean anyway? GoPro–pocket sized camera, mondo sized view Infiniti Nano Silver-for people that want to be straight iRing- ilove it!
 
Bunny- he’s watching you!

Bunny- he’s watching you!

[Get It $45] He’s watching you. No, really. He’s watching you. This isn’t your parents velveteen rabbit. Bunny is a renegade Leporidae ready to kick ass and take names. If you thought the Bunny Boiler was mean you haven’t seen anything yet. Bunny is not suitable for anyone that doesn’t want to scream like a [...]

Ring Alarm Clock- a ring on a ring

Ring Alarm Clock- a ring on a ring

A vibrating ring you wear to bed, how can this not be good? Before you get ahead of yourself, Ring is a concept design by Meng Fandi, and I desperately hope a manufacture puts it into production soon.  Here’s the idea: the charging cradle allows you to set two separate alarms, one for each of [...]

Wooden Clock- is wood waking you up in the morning?

Wooden Clock- is wood waking you up in the morning?

[Get It $150] If wood is the first thing you like to see in the morning, then you’re in luck! Designed by Kouji Iwasaki, the Wooden LED Clock from Suck UK, appears to be a normal block of wood, until you plug it in. With a thin layer of real maple wood veneer the LED [...]

Plume Fountain Pen- it writes feather you like it or not

Plume Fountain Pen- it writes feather you like it or not

[More Info] Yet another sweet visionary concept that hasn’t hit the market.  The Plume Fountain Pen by Vivien Muller (the same guy that brought us the design for that nifty little solar tree) “smooshes” elegance and style into an ergonomically retarded spin off the classic fountain pen.  The single polished plume pays homage to mans [...]

LampLamp Light Bulb- screw that!

LampLamp Light Bulb- screw that!

[Get It $28] How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?  Whatever the answer, you can double that number when you throw the LampLamp into the equation. This is Essential anywhere you have a fixture with an exposed bulb.  Normally, an exposed bulb looks tacky, but in this case your guests [...]

24″ TITAN MANHATTAN- does it get any bigger?

24″ TITAN MANHATTAN- does it get any bigger?

[Get It $625]

The EX Knife Set- did someone stab you in the back?

The EX Knife Set- did someone stab you in the back?

[Get It $100] Humm, I wonder if anyone has ever cheated on designer Raffaele Iannello?  Instead of getting physical, Raffaele showcased his homicidal fantasy through an asexual effigy; I think we can all learn something from that. Here’s an important question, “if you need a new knife set, why would you buy anything but “The [...]

Glass Shard Lollypop- so good it hurts

Glass Shard Lollypop- so good it hurts

[More Info]   Just what we need, children running around putting pieces of glass in their mouths. With lollipops that look like shards of jagged glass, designer Wooteik Lim is hopping to send the message that some things can taste good and also be bad.  Although, I think a child’s brain is more likely to [...]

Nevada Stainless Steel Playing Cards

Nevada Stainless Steel Playing Cards

Get it $188]     The Stainless Steel Playing Cards from Touch of Ginger are not only the most exclusive and elegant set of playing cards available, they also double as class-A weapons capable of slicing to the bone; ok, not really.  Just because these beautiful laser etched English style playing cards are crafted from [...]

Don’t Droppa your glass!

Don’t Droppa your glass!

[More Info] Aside from the people with rabies, who doesn’t like water?  Designer Ozgur Onal apparently does, as he’s celebrated that love with a design as beautiful as it is functional.  DROPPA is a carafe meant to refresh your sense of beauty as well as your pallet.  The limpidity transcends visual stimulus with a mind-soothing [...]

Red Sea Underwater Restaurant- looks a bit fishy

Red Sea Underwater Restaurant- looks a bit fishy

[More Info] Ever wonder where Poseidon kicks it after a long day?  Considering he can’t leave the water and that he’s make-believe, I’d say nowhere near the Red Sea Star Underwater Restaurant.  The Red Sea Star is the first underwater Restaurant and Bar.  It’s located in the busy tourist destination of Eilat, which is Israel’s [...]

The Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan

The Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan

[Get It $35] Yummy yummy in my tummy. I love eating brownies almost as much as I love eating girl scouts. In all seriousness, if you’re a fan of the brownie edge pieces, you need to get yourself the Edge Brownie Pan by Bakersedge. First of all, we all know that the regular 8×8 suggested [...]

Technical Friends Camming Set

Technical Friends Camming Set

[Get It: $649.00] Afraid of your Cam walking in on you while you’ve got your fingers jammed up a crack? Well, if you stay true to Wild Country’s Tech Friends you’ll have no reason to worry about getting caught in a tight jam or far worse, your Cam walking out on you. Wild Country Technical [...]

Voltaic Solar Backpack- it sounds cool because it is!

Voltaic Solar Backpack- it sounds cool because it is!

[Get It $250] The Voltaic Backpack is a rough-grade glimpse into the not-so-distant future when accessories harness and store energy, and a weekend hike can start without the worry of having a fully charged cell phone. The Voltaic line converts light energy to talk time and ipod life via a series of solar panels located [...]

Electricity doesn’t grow on trees, normally

Electricity doesn’t grow on trees, normally

[More Info] This little guy sucks up the rays like any other respectable tree, but it doesn’t waste all those photons producing oxygen, instead it charges your phone. The bonsai-like PhotonSynthesis Tree is a device by designer Vivien Muller.  It makes use of 54 mini photovoltaic leaf panels that capture all the energy you need [...]

TIC TAC TOE- what does that name mean anyway?

TIC TAC TOE- what does that name mean anyway?

[More Info] Is there any other game you can feel so stupid at when you lose? I never understood why the standard tic tac toe wasn’t a matrix of four or five, at least that way it wouldn’t always end in a tie; of course then the game would have to be called tic tac [...]

GoPro–pocket sized camera, mondo sized view

GoPro–pocket sized camera, mondo sized view

GoPro has created the pocket-sized Helmet Hero Wide Video Camera. That’s right, this miniscule 5 ounce, 5 megapixel, 170 degree view, helmet/surfboard/gear mounted, waterproof camera also takes an hour of TV quality video with sound. I can hear you saying, “No F___in’ Way!”, and we reply, “Behold!” All who cast their eyes on the GoPro [...]

Infiniti Nano Silver-for people that want to be straight

Infiniti Nano Silver-for people that want to be straight

[Get It $120]   If you straighten your hair on a regular basis, you need the Conair Infiniti Nano Silver High Temperature Ionic Steam Hair Straightener; wow that’s a mouth full.  The Infiniti Nano Silver is far and away the best heated hair straightener on the market today.  First of all it doesn’t just heat [...]

iRing- ilove it!

iRing- ilove it!

  [More Info] One ring to rule them all!  (all of your Apple devices that is) This is the coolest concept I’ve seen in while.  If the only plan was to have the apple symbol light up I would still buy it.  Now before you Mac-o-holics start scouring the web for a place to buy [...]

Cat Flashlight-are you a pussy when it comes to the dark?

[Get It $10]
Black Cat LED Crank Flashlight
Cats always could see well in the dark.  Rechargeable flashlight – no additional batteries needed. A hand crank recharges the permanent battery when the juice is low…or you can just rub it against a balloon

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Origin Necklace– it’s very becoming

[$54 Get It Here]
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Once you’ve had it 6 months you can’t throw it away (unless you live in Mexico). 

You’re looking at the birth of a completely new kind of jewelry.  The Origin necklace is an interesting piece found at Studio Mango.  Habit may have you trying to wear this on your face, but it actually fits around your neck.  If you don’t like it there, the Origin jewelry piece is also available as a bracelet.

There’s something clever and compelling when we can relate an aesthetic accessory (or any consumer based object for that matter) with a secondary image or concept.  Why have a beautiful necklace when you can have a beautiful necklace that doubles as a sculpture?  Why have a knife holder when you can have a piece of art decorating your kitchen?  This concept tends to be especially true when the inspiration is derived from nature.  There is a 1 in 1,250 chance that you will look retarded wearing this necklace*.

*Odds may increase if you are over the age of 35.

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Key Ring Blank–the key to always having a key ring.

[Get It $9]
KeybridThe key ring key by Keybird is a durable grade key that clips easily, unlike your standard ring that requires superman fingernails to operate.  Check out the video, you might be surprised by its versatility.  You can purchase a blank KW1 or SC1 and have the key cut by any locksmith or hardware store.

*Get yours now before Keybird leaves here tomorrow, who knows when they must be traveling on.

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Audi R8 e-tron- no giant bow this christmas

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According to Wired (or rather a source of theirs), Audi’s plans of producing the all-electric R8 for the world at large has been kaput.  Apparently, the German automaker see’s the limitations of todays battery technology and feels that baby steps to the tone of hybrid-electric A1, A3, A4, and Q7’s are a more sagacious road to eventually unleashing a pure electric model that will sell to someone other than the sociopathic millionaire with micropenis and an external locus of self identity.

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Boost Turbine 2000- crank the life back into your phone

[Get It ~$60] 
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BoostTurbine2000: Rechargeable USB Battery Pack with Hand Turbine Power Generator

Charge this back-up battery from a conventional wall outlet, or in a pinch use the hand-crank to create about 30 seconds of call time for each minute of manual labor; depending on your level of rotary expertise and gumption.

According to Eton, the Boost Turbine 2000 and 1000 model numbers denote the mAh capacity of the batteries in each unit, and should for most smartphones transfer a full or half charge respectively.  Though this device is pretty nifty, it doesn’t seem particularly practical.  If you ever find yourself in a situation where your phone is dead and there’s no place to charge it, borrow another phone, or just wait, are you really going to be lugging around a back-up charging device; and even if you do, is this place even going to have signal?

Well, if your situation calls for a back-up phone charger, this might be a good choice.  The 2000 unit is $59 and the 1000 model is $49, which considering the price of phone batteries and the application versatility, it’s a pretty good deal.

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Apple iPad mini Announced- iPad mickey scrapped

[Get It ~$329]
apple_ipad_miniToday Apple finally announced the new iPad mini, Thank God!  The other one was so damn cumbersome.

After months of rumors, Apples CEO Tim Cook introduced the new device at an exclusive event in San Jose, California.  Much to the crowds chagrin, he was not wearing a turtleneck or Ben Franklin spectacles.

The new iPad mini is Apples response to America’s attention span as well as Google’s Nexus 7 and Amazon’s new Kindle Fire HD.  About 2 inches smaller than the regular iPad, with a 7.9-inch screen, the mini weighs about half that of it’s porpoise brother.  The weight differential may be attributed in part to the mini’s waist line, at only 7.22mm thick (a hair over a quarter inch for all you non-metric readers). Though disguised with it’s beveled edges, the original iPad was a full 3/8th of an inch thick…how is this easier than metric?

Ok, so what does it cost?  Again, to the crowds chagrin, about $329 for the basic 16GB model, but it doesn’t really matter, Pavlov’s Mac-er’s will lineup around the block to eat from the Apple.

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This is not what I had in mind when I wanted X-ray vision

[Get It ~$107]
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Talk about anorexic.  The 3D Ribs Dress from Back Milk is limited, so if you want it, you need to act soon.

It’s about time there’s a dress that’s slimming and not black.  The Ribs Dress isn’t overly flashy, just the bare bones.  Want to make an impression at your next job interview?  Want people to know what you’re made of? Want men to know you have a backbone?  Try the dress that tells everyone what kind of creature you are. Remember, it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

This is a hip dress with nothing humerus about it, but don’t be surprised when people find a bone to pick with you.

Aside from this dress looking pretty damn cool, the 3D feature actually works!  You get a free pair of 3D glasses when you purchase this dress so that you can see your ribs in 3D, of course, your image in the mirror is already 3D, so I guess you’ll see these in 6D! Awesome.

I imagine 6D looks like a 3D Picasso painting or maybe like Barbra Streisand’s face after a heavy dose of LSD.

*Note: not intended for invertebrates

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF…

[Get It $22]
Roses are a RedSugar is #sweet and you are #teews…think about it.

If you’re not a HTML coder or savvy geek ,
to you, this shirt is basically Greek.
So, what is hexadecimal html color code you ask”?
It’s a radix 16 color system for assigning a web task.
Still don’t get it, don’t worry its not worth your time.
Plus, I can’t explain it better and still have it rhyme.

If you do understand what this shirt is saying,
you might wonder if the price is worth paying.
The answer to that question is: “why, yes of course”
I can guarantee you will not have buyers remorse.
For, to see all the simple people with blank stares,
is silent satisfaction for all their options and shares.
When they’re puzzled staring through their glasses,
yell, “surprise” and jam your resignation up into their pockets.

I leave you with:
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t

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Periodic Table Magnets- imagine your fridges reaction!

[Get It $12]

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Now you can have Uranium and you’re ketchup all in the same place!

A fun way to learn your elements or subject your children to your quirky interests.  The Periodic Table Magnets from Simple Memory Art comes in one sheet and can be separated into individual elements (well, not actual elements, but you get the idea). 
Mix and match the elements to arrange your own table, perhaps outsmarting Dmitri Mendeleev in the process, but you’ll probably just make a mess.

Size: 7.4" x 10.5" (Sheet)

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Chocolate Pen- it’ll make you eat your words!

[Get It $7]

chocolate body pen I have an idea, let’s combine the best taste ever with the best feeling ever then sell it for under 10 bucks!

The Chocolate Pen Set from Gasworks Inc. is a pair of 1.4 ounce chocolate and strawberry body pens. Use the tasty paste to draw designs or write love notes on your lovers body.  The pens are easy to write with and can even be used for decorating cakes and other baked goods.

By heating the pens in warm water, you can determine how viscous you want the chocolate to be.  Never mind the application, the taste alone makes this a great product, I give the chocolate pen set two thumbs up.  These make a great wedding or anniversary gift, as do the other risqué products from Gasworks Inc. 

*Size: Each pen is appx 6" tall x 1" wide

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