The EX Knife Set- did someone stab you in the back?

Humm, I wonder if anyone has ever cheated on designer Raffaele Iannello?  Instead of getting physical, Raffaele showcased his homicidal fantasy through an asexual effigy; I think we can all learn something from that.

Here’s an important question, “if you need a new knife set, why would you buy anything but “The Ex” by CSB Commodities“. 
I have to tell you, I thought this set looked pretty sweet in the picture, but it looks 47 times better on the kitchen counter. You’re eyes are guaranteed to gravitate towards it every time you enter the room and you’ll undoubtedly think to yourself, “Ahhh yes, money well spent”.  Seriously, if someone enters your kitchen and doesn’t comment on The EX knife set, they’re either running low on awesomeness detection or they’ve recently been the victim of a poorly executed lobotomy.

The EX Knife Set was designed by Raffaele Iannello and comes in 7 different colors depending on your kitchen design and personality. The figure is comprised of hard durable ABS plastic and the five stainless steal knives are each single pieces of well balanced heavy gauge metal. The knife slots contain magnetic suspension to keep the knives steadily in place. There are also plastic sheathings out the back for your protection while the knives are stored.  To top it off, there’s a 25 year warranty. You can find the chrome version as well as other colors at a discount on amazon.com.