Xposed Grocery Tote- show them the real you

Even though I think the Xposed Tote bag by Fred and Friends is great, I might be hesitant to use it as my airport carry-on, it’s kind of like walking into LAX with a shirt that reads, “Hi, I’m here to blow up the airport”.  If you do brave it through the terminal with this handy tote, you won’t have any trouble through the x-ray machines, but you can bet your soon to be un-puckered ass that you’re going to be randomly selected for a search. 

This inflammatory line of bags comes in three styles: a cosmetic bag, shoulder bag, and grocery tote.

Each bag is made of durable non-woven plastic fiber. 

Xposed Grocery Tote:  15″ wide x 14.5″ tall x 4.5″ deep
Xposed Shoulder Bag: 12″ wide x 10.0″ tall x 3.5″ deep
Xposed Cosmetic Bag: 11″ wide x   5.0″ tall x 4.0″ deep