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If you really want to confuse the coppers, ride this contraption away from the scene of your next crime.  I can see the headlines now, “16 foot unilateral insect leaves bloody footprints at shoe store robbery“.
This completely non-practical piece of equipment was created by Max Knight Design for the benefit of Intersection Magazine.  It might not be the most comfortable ride, but it will be sure to turn some heads; I mean, feet.