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image Confused about which Starbucks to enter; maybe the one to your left or the one directly in front of you, or maybe the one being built on top of your house. Have no fear, with the Cuisinart EM-200 Programmable Espresso Maker you can be your own Barrista. Best of all, after a week with no Venti Espresso Macchiato Americano’s, the Cuisinart EM-200 practically pays for itself. An added bonus is that this thing is extremely easy to use, you can program a single or double espresso, then use the EM-200’s frothing wand to make a cappuccino, latte, or defeat the evil Lord Voldermort.


Another great feature of this Espresso maker is that you won’t have to create “Whoshing” sounds in the kitchen while you prepare instant cappuccinos for your guests; this greatly reduces your chances of appearing mentally retarded while simultaneously portraying you as trendy, stylish, and wealthy.

The EM-200 provides adjustable, programmable fluid volume control which allows you to personalize your espresso and store your favorite settings. The large, 64 oz reservoir prepares enough water for over 30 shots of espresso, but at that point you might as well just inject the stuff. The warming plate keeps your java warm, while you keep your mojo flowing. The Cuisinart EM-200 Programmable Espresso Maker not only blends cafe quality drinks, it also blends simplicity and convenience into an elegant appliance, you’ll find yourself at the WBC before you know it.

*Please note, the WBC is not a television station that showcases melodramatic teenage cynicism. It is however an actual event sponsored by the Specialty Coffee Association of America.