How does a bakery get ahead?  They make one.

Being the son of a baker, fine art student Kittiwat Unarrom decided to meld his two talents into one, with his aptly named “Body Bakery”.  How long do you suppose it would take the police to arrive if you plopped down on a city sidewalk, legs folded, grasping one of these loafs with both hands while you madly masticated into it?  Next time you’re in Ratchaburi, Thailand you can give it a try.  You’ll also be able to check Unarrom out at work, or you could just watch the video. 

*Perfect for a Halloween dinner party or the next time you visit your mother-in-law. 

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The Driving LED Emoticon is a battery powered, wirelessly controlled message sign that you’ll probably only use when you’re pissed off at all those retarded drivers that should have never gotten a license in the first place.  Just attach the LED sign to your rear window via the provided suction cup then choose from five different messages on your remote.

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If you’re a Stars Wars freak, I don’t have to say anything and you already want two. The rest of society however, needs to be cattle pronged into making decisions by strategic advertising. With that said, I don’t get any kick back so my only agenda is showing you totally awesome products, and the R2-D2 Trash Can by Gentle Giant most definitely falls under extreme awesomeness.

R-2 isn’t difficult to use, just step on the foot pedal and his head pops open. Throw your trash away and you’re done. When he gets full, remove the detachable inner receptacle for emptying. The inner waste basket is compatible with standard sized bathroom trash-bags. R-2 is great for the office, bathroom, or baby room. He’ll also control your trash compactor; or at least stop it from crushing you and your friends.

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The most powerful action hero in the past 2 millennia!  The Jesus Action Hero from Accoutrements has posable arms, magical healing capabilities, and shoots lasers from his eyes…well not really, but if we say it long enough people will believe it. 

If your faith is really strong, you’ll want to splurge the extra 2 bucks for the Deluxe Jesus Action Hero; God that’s awesome!

With a price to die for, it’d be a miracle to keep these God forsaken things in stock.  Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5″ (12.7 cm) tall, comes with 3 wishes, and wheels for walking on frozen water.  Don’t think about whether it makes sense, just buy it because it’d be a sin not to.  Remember, Jesus died so you could masturbate! 

*If you do not buy the Jesus Action Figure you will burn in Hell for all of eternity.  People who bought this also considered the David Koresh and Marshell Applewhite Action Figures.

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Mario and Luigi would blow their loads if they got a hold of this toy. 
The Twirling Spaghetti Fork from Hog Wild is a motorized fork that twirls at 22 revolutions per minute to wind up pasta on the end of a fork.  Unfortunately it doesn’t cook the pasta and put it into your mouth, so it may not be appropriate for the ultimate sloth. 
A great novelty for people that love spaghetti; but believe it or not, this amazing fork works just as well with Linguine, Fettuccine, and Angle Hair pasta! Dishwasher safe metal prong end.

Requires two AAA batteries

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Benders are durable plastic coated wire characters with magnetic feet and hands.  You can bend your bender into any pose that suits your mood or imagination.  What a fun way to ostentatiously exhibit your hobbies!

Benders from Hog Wild make a great gift for anyone passionate about a particular pastime.  Find almost any sport or hobby including: Kayaking, Surfing Snowboarding, Racing, Cycling, Painting, Fishing, Golf, Soccer, Music, and many more.  There’s even bender Action Hero’s, Animals, Bugs, Monsters, and Pets.

The Rock Climbing Bender shown to the right can be purchased for $16.95.  The package includes one Bender, a rope, and two 12.5″ tin rock climbing walls that quickly connect before snapping into the base.

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Pleo, a one week-old dinosaur by Ugobe, is an interactive robotic marvel and the newest member of your family!  He’ll listen to your commands and learn new tricks as he gets older.  At first he might misunderstand, so you’ll have to spend some time training him.  Sensory devices such as a color camera, sound recognition, and infrared allow Pleo to see, feel, and hear.  He might beg for attention or cry when he’s hungry.  He may even get scared or disobedient, so listen to the training tips and download new enhancements when you can.  Not intended for children under the age of 8.

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I have an idea, let’s combine the best taste ever with the best feeling ever then sell it for under 10 bucks!

The Chocolate Pen Set from Gasworks Inc. is a pair of 1.4 ounce chocolate and strawberry body pens. Use the tasty paste to draw designs or write love notes on your lovers body.  The pens are easy to write with and can even be used for decorating cakes and other baked goods.

By warming the pens in warm water, you can determine how viscous you want the chocolate to be.  Never mind the application, the taste alone makes this a great product, I give the chocolate pen set two thumbs up.  These make a great wedding or anniversary gift, as do the other risqué products from Gasworks Inc.  

*Size: Each pen is appx 6″ tall x 1″ wide

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For the concupiscent couple.

Generally I don’t eat candy, but I’ll make an exception for this.  The candy g-string and bra are just a few of the many sex-o-lishous products from Gasworks Inc.    
There’s something playful yet sexy about combining candy with lascivious desire.  It’s all too often that the simple pleasures of life become overlooked; the touch of soft lips, the taste of something sweet, the thousands of sex toys and products available today.  So come on, you know you want it!
Get some fun back into your relationship with the candy G-string and Bra.  For some extra fun, look for the nipple tassels as well.

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Could there be a more romantic beach towel?

The Dead Body Towel brought to us by Jumpin Banana is a plush 100% cotton beach towel perfect for the pool, ocean, or scene of the crime.
If you appreciate unique products and dark humor, you’ll want to get yourself this personal beach blanket.

* for use before and after death

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You know it, I know it, and she definitely knows it.  The bigger the better, and if you’ve heard differently then you ain’t sportin the bigger or better.  A girl just needs some size when it comes to her morning coffee.  And that’s where Jumpin Banana busts in to put a smile on that weary face.  As the exclusive distributor for Paladone Products in the US, Jumpin’ Banana brings us the gigantic “Size Matters” Mug.

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How many times have you tried opening a beer with the miscellaneous crap in your pockets? Well, thanks to Suck UK there’ll be no more beer frothing all over the place as you once again attempt to pop the cap with your lighter. We all know your friend can do it, but you can’t, stop trying.
I love cleaver things, especially cleaver things that have a purpose.  I know there’s a million bottle openers out there, but none that I want taking up real estate on my key chain. The Key Bottle Opener on the other hand is a small versatile skeleton key; it will unlock any beer.  The only major problem with this great invention is that I have a hard time opening my road beverage when the keys are hanging from the ignition.

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[Get It $6]

Once again Fred & Friends bring us something effectively useless, yet so tempting to buy. I generally don’t write notes, or use paper for that matter, but I am going to be putting notes and talking bubbles in the margins of everything!

Each pack comes with 25 extra large paper clips, extra thick and plated in gunmetal black.

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Got an interview with Nintendo? Maybe you’ve got a hot date with a video game legend, or perhaps you merely work in the computer world and wish to honor it’s humble beginnings with the 8-bit tie from ThinkGeek. 
This Pixelated microfiber neck feature has a silk-like feel with super geek sex appeal.  In order to maintain the block like effect at the knot, the tie utilizes the clip-on feature you used for Christmas Mass as a child.  But don’t worry, if you’re wearing this tie the last thing you need to worry about is the clip-on element making you look like a dork. 

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Sometimes protecting your interests at the table requires a preemptive strike.  Don’t go to dinner unprepared.  The ZING! boasts 76% more stopping power than traditional spoons, and with proper training, provides pinpoint accuracy.  Perfect for all situations.  Your kid wont eat her broccoli?  No prob… ZING! it down her throat!
Dinner with clients, “what your taking your business to my competitor?”  No prob… ZING! em in the face with gravy!  So effective and much more polite than stabbing them with a fork.

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