You can just stick it where the sun don’t shine. With Dog-End towel holders from Slam Design you don’t have to feel bashful about poking a washcloth up Lassie’s balloon knot; what’s that girl, Timmy does it all the time?
True, it may be a little awkward, maybe even disturbing, but it’s sure to elicit a smile every time you reach for that towel or finish with the wash cloth. Best of all, it won’t leave a mess all over your lawn and it doesn’t require any rearing (well, that depends on how you look at it).
This makes a great gift for any dog lover (figuratively or literally). Butt… if you happen to be a cat fiend, be sure to check out Cat Ends; they’re just as fun as Dog Ends, but more independent.
Includes a strong sticky pad or a screw for your choice of mounting.
Plastic. Measures 13″ tall x 5.5″ wide.
The minute you underestimate the Wee Ninja is the minute you become utterly subdued by his absolute cuteness.
With such a simple design, this 9 inch plush packs the most adorable punch.
Before you crumble into a pathetic mess of “ooohs” and “aahs”, you should read about the legacy of the Wee Ninja and friends at Ninjatown; just try not to be intimidated by his enemies.
Remember, this ain’t no normal plush, Wee Ninja is a Shawnimal and that means quality.
*If you invite the Wee Ninja into your home, for God’s sake hide your Wasabi Peas!
Twirling Spaghetti Fork- take lazy to new heights
12 Jul
Gear for the Homemaker/Kitchen, Entertainer/Novelty
Mario and Luigi would blow their loads if they got a hold of this toy.
The Twirling Spaghetti Fork from Hog Wild is a motorized fork that twirls at 22 revolutions per minute to wind up pasta on the end of a fork. Unfortunately it doesn’t cook the pasta and put it into your mouth, so it may not be appropriate for the ultimate sloth.
A great novelty for people that love spaghetti; but believe it or not, this amazing fork works just as well with Linguine, Fettuccine, and Angle Hair pasta! Dishwasher safe metal prong end.
Requires two AAA batteries
Don’t expect a box of chocolates or extra cuddle time with this teddy, he doesn’t put up pretenses and he certainly doesn’t wine and dine. This is the perfect stuffed animal for Daddy’s little girl.
Since the first teddy bear was created after the actions of president Theodore Roosevelt, someone decided to update this classic by crafting a bear after former president Clinton. They tried with George W, but the bear already lacked a brain and the FDA wouldn’t approve a stuffed animal with cocaine. Plus, no one seemed to want a plush that would attack their other stuffed animals for no reason.
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a vegetable that lets itself slide. With the Perfect Peeler from Kyocera (wait, don’t those guys make phones?), your fruits and veggies will never be the same.
This state-of-the-art peeler from the island of Kyushu, features a zirconium oxide blade which stays sharp 10 times longer than traditional steel blades (I wish my Mach 3 used those instead of ripping my face apart after the second use). The Perfect Peeler’s rust proof blade can rotate from horizontal to vertical; just incase you’re too lazy to hold your arm at a different angle but not lazy enough that you mind manually adjusting the blade.
*This product is dishwasher and Polish friendly Made in China; blade manufactured in Japan.
Humm, I wonder if anyone has ever cheated on designer Raffaele Iannello? Instead of getting physical, Raffaele showcased his homicidal fantasy through an asexual effigy; I think we can all learn something from that.
Here’s an important question, “if you need a new knife set, why would you buy anything but “The Ex” by CSB Commodities“.
I have to tell you, I thought this set looked pretty sweet in the picture, but it looks 47 times better on the kitchen counter. You’re eyes are guaranteed to gravitate towards it every time you enter the room and you’ll undoubtedly think to yourself, “Ahhh yes, money well spent”. Seriously, if someone enters your kitchen and doesn’t comment on The EX knife set, they’re either running low on awesomeness detection or they’ve recently been the victim of a poorly executed lobotomy.
Pleo, a one week-old dinosaur by Ugobe, is an interactive robotic marvel and the newest member of your family! He’ll listen to your commands and learn new tricks as he gets older. At first he might misunderstand, so you’ll have to spend some time training him. Sensory devices such as a color camera, sound recognition, and infrared allow Pleo to see, feel, and hear. He might beg for attention or cry when he’s hungry. He may even get scared or disobedient, so listen to the training tips and download new enhancements when you can. Not intended for children under the age of 8.
No Al Gore didn’t invent it, though he may tell us he did. The Global Warming Mug made by the people at the Unemployed Philosopher’s Guide is the most cultured and ecologically exhortative demitasse you’ll ever use. When the mug is cold or equal with the ambient room temperature the graphical display of the six inhabited continents of the globe are accurately pictured. However, if the mug is heated or warm liquid is poured in, the coast lines and estuaries of the world slowly fade away as if the polar caps of the globe were melting, thus causing a world of hurt for humans and republicans.
Rapid Beverage Chiller- patience is a virtue
20 Jun
Gear for the Homemaker/Kitchen, Entertainer/Party Supplies
The Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage Chiller from Revolutionary Cooling Systems, Inc. was the result of an engineering student running out of cold beer at a party; it’s true.
At the Cooper Union School of Engineering in NYC, Greg Loibl designed and built a device that could chill a 12 oz aluminum can from 77°F to 40°F in under 45 seconds. Wow, it’s too bad Greg didn’t run out of hot chicks at that party, I wouldn’t mind a machine to deliver them in under a minute.
The Cooper Cooler chills cans and bottles 40 times faster than a freezer. The unique devise rotates the liquid while bombarding the container with ice water, and thus, the warmth within the can or bottle is able to transfer out more quickly. Don’t worry, the carbonation won’t be exploding all over the place, and if sediment is an issue, there’s a NO SPIN option for chilling that 1945 Mouton Rothschild; if you’re stupid enough to chill it!
Chocolate Pen- it’ll make you eat your words!
18 Jun
Gear for the Homemaker/Bedroom, Entertainer/Novelty
I have an idea, let’s combine the best taste ever with the best feeling ever then sell it for under 10 bucks!
The Chocolate Pen Set from Gasworks Inc. is a pair of 1.4 ounce chocolate and strawberry body pens. Use the tasty paste to draw designs or write love notes on your lovers body. The pens are easy to write with and can even be used for decorating cakes and other baked goods.
By warming the pens in warm water, you can determine how viscous you want the chocolate to be. Never mind the application, the taste alone makes this a great product, I give the chocolate pen set two thumbs up. These make a great wedding or anniversary gift, as do the other risqué products from Gasworks Inc.
*Size: Each pen is appx 6″ tall x 1″ wide
Honestly! What will they think of next?
The Pinocchio Toilet Brush designed by Raffaele Iannello and made by Decor Craft Inc., provides an ideal tool for a punishment chore when you catch your child in a lie… you’ll have the cleanest toilet on the block!
I never understood why Pinocchio wanted to be a real boy. He could have made a fortune in the broom handle business, not to mention free fire wood for life. Oh well, I guess the moral of the story is, “if you’re a magical toy that likes to lie, you can wish on a star and get anything you want”.
*Measures 18″ tall x 6.5″ in diameter.
The Onion Goggles from RSVP will keep you from crying next time you have to peal an onion. Mr. Potato Head is already jealous, claiming he needs a pair of potato goggles to keep from crying every time he looks at Mrs. Potato Head.
In all seriousness, the Onion Goggles are a pretty sweet tool to have in the kitchen. Aside from the fact that these glasses actually work to block the volatile onion gas from reaching your eyeballs, they actually fit comfortably and look sharp.
Let’s play motor boat in the tub!
Ok, so there might not be any motor, but the newspaper drain stop from Decor Craft Inc. is a cute and simple way to splash a hint of style onto your all-to-common bathroom.
Though the boat looks like it’s constructed from regular old newspaper, it’s actually made from durable, yet pliable PVC. The rubber stop plug is universal, so chances are it will fit your tub; and if not, just attach your own plug to the chain.
The boat comes depressed in the box, so once you take it out, you’ll have to fold it open before it will sail properly.
*Chain measures 16″ long. Boat measures 8.5″ long x 2″ tall.
How does a bakery get ahead? They make one.
Being the son of a baker, fine art student Kittiwat Unarrom decided to meld his two talents into one, with his aptly named “Body Bakery”. How long do you suppose it would take the police to arrive if you plopped down on a city sidewalk, legs folded, grasping one of these loafs with both hands while you madly masticated into it? Next time you’re in Ratchaburi, Thailand you can give it a try. You’ll also be able to check Unarrom out at work, or you could just watch the video.
*Perfect for a Halloween dinner party or the next time you visit your mother-in-law.
Very Cool!
Jansen + co can’t help your marriage, but they can make your dinner parties more interesting with their Ming Cruets. These creative oil and vinegar vessels resemble upside-down wine glasses, but if you’re not a fan of oil and vinegar they’re perfect for the consecration of the Eucharist or even mixing potions.
The entire point of having a dinner party is to impress with an affectation of elegance and grace while painting a smile over your deep seeded resentment for your spouse and the years of bondage and servitude that have somehow morphed into a parasitic masquerade of a partnership that now even you believe is love. The only other reason to have a dinner party is to show off your awesome oil and vinegar cruets by Jensen + co.
For only thirty bucks, these make a perfect gift; both elegant and unique. The set of two cruets even includes a filling funnel and cleaning brush.
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