I wouldn’t normally suggest using electronics in water, but the 8060X from Philips Norelco is an exception.  Not only can you get the 8060X wet, it’s actually meant to be used in the shower; the shaving heads dispense moisturizing gel…it’s pretty cool. 

The vitamin enriched conditioning gel is stored in the base of the shaving unit where it is automatically dispensed from two of the three shaving heads affixed the flex tracker system. Each shaving head has a glide ring to help the razor move smoothly over your rugged face.  One of the best features of this electric razor is that it only takes seconds to clean, just rinse and place it back on the charger. 

Though it’s convenient to shave in the shower when your skin is relaxed and your pores are open, you can also use this top of the line electric shaver in a dry environment. I’ve tried electric shavers in the past, and I’ve never been impressed, I just go back to my normal hand razor.  With the 8060X I was impressed.

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Soooo, is this guy stabbing himself?  Seriously, this is a killer shower curtain.

The Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain depicts the classic Psycho motif in burlesque fashion.  Adding to the crassness, the curtain features a sound and motion-activated speaker that brays the famous Psycho music as well as a screaming woman.

Don’t worry, the unit is powered by 3 AA batteries, so you can remove the meretricious voice box when the short lived novelty fades.

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Have you ever wished you could just zap your zits with some futuristic device that would clear them up?  If you have, why didn’t you just wish for no zits?  Regardless, your wish has come true with the Zeno™ developed by Tyrell Inc.  The Zeno™ is a hand-held portable medical device that clears pimples in people with mild to moderate inflammatory acne.  Having been clinically proven to make pimples disappear fast, the Zeno™ is the most scientifically advanced and effective acne device available without a prescription.

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Do you want to add artistic flavor and sophistication to your bathroom or perhaps some sensuality to your shaving ritual? Designer Danielle Malka can make it happen with the Flame Set, code name: Ménage à Trois.  Danielle’s company, êShave takes the fundamental principles of wet shaving and makes them modern with a designer shaving set that pulls inspiration from both the worlds of dance and fine art.

The sleek, refined look of the brush and razor aloft the sexy stand are predominated only by the the lavish texture of finely polished metal fused with the function of high-quality materials.  The slender sculpture betrays the rugged weight and durability of the product but accentuates the elegance of its character.

If you’ve always wanted the pleasure of a ménage à trois, now is your chance. 
*Look for the 18 karat gold plating option to better flaunt your affluence and augment your decor.     

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When you don’t have your own bathroom the next best thing is toilet pages; just because you’re sharing a bathroom doesn’t mean you have to share herpes.  Toilet pages has nice iconic tabs that reminds you what task or for which person each seat is specifically designated.  Designer Jan Ctvrtnik has marked the tabs and seat layers for family use.   For instance, the first seat is designated for a toddler, but these could easily be changed to accommodate different circumstances.  If this great concept ever goes to market I imagine there will be various models to accouter common situations.    

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No matter what kind of crap you intend on cleaning, the triple ply colored toilet paper from Renova is the answer.  Made in Portugal, it’s as decorative as it is useful. 
Why spend extra money on something you’re going to eventually flush down the toilet, you might ask?  Well, I could make the same argument about the food you eat or the goldfish you buy for your kids; it’s all about presentation.  Use the Charmin day-to-day, but put out the good china and colored TP for the dinner party’s and galas.  This fancy ass stuff has been used for years in some of the most exclusive restaurants and hotels around the world.  Go ahead and treat your hard working ass to something special.  

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I don’t know about you, but I prefer my clothes to be grown from non genetically modified plants and without pesticides. 

The Hooded Organic Cotton Robe made by Under the Canopy is as comfortable as you can get without being naked.  Of course, if you’re newly weds you may just prefer naked. 

These luscious garments come in two styles, natural (as shown to the left) and silver.  If you’re looking for the perfect wedding gift, look no further, these beautifully crafted robes are classy, comfortable and paradigmatic of sharing a life as husband and wife; you can also have them embroidered for that personal touch.

*Not intended for individuals that lack fashion sense or the ability to appreciate pure joy.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if someone was always there to hand you fresh toilet paper when you need to wipe chunks of poop off your butt?  Come to think of it, that would be weird. 

Designed by Guilio Venturini for Alessi, the Antonio C, Toilet Paper Holder is more than a personal assistant when you need him most, he’s an essential piece of gear for any unique minded loo.  Oh, and the best part is that Antonio’s two hands are magnetic, so there’s no excuse for putting the new roll on top of the old one, although you know what they say, “you can’t teach an old fat lazy husband new tricks”.  
There’s no need to worry about the roll popping off the holder and clogging the toilet, the depressible magnetic holder is strong and stable. 

Dimensions: 17.5 x 15cm H13cm
(comes with all necessary wall fixings)

* Antonio comes with absolutely no eyeballs, so he won’t watch you tinkle.

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Honestly! What will they think of next?

The Pinocchio Toilet Brush designed by Raffaele Iannello and made by Decor Craft Inc., provides an ideal tool for a punishment chore when you catch your child in a lie… you’ll have the cleanest toilet on the block!
I never understood why Pinocchio wanted to be a real boy.  He could have made a fortune in the broom handle business, not to mention free fire wood for life.  Oh well, I guess the moral of the story is, “if you’re a magical toy that likes to lie, you can wish on a star and get anything you want”. 

*Measures 18″ tall x 6.5″ in diameter.

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Let’s play motor boat in the tub! 

Ok, so there might not be any motor, but the newspaper drain stop from Decor Craft Inc. is a cute and simple way to splash a hint of style onto your all-to-common bathroom. 

Though the boat looks like it’s constructed from regular old newspaper, it’s actually made from durable, yet pliable PVC.  The rubber stop plug is universal, so chances are it will fit your tub; and if not, just attach your own plug to the chain. 

The boat comes depressed in the box, so once you take it out, you’ll have to fold it open before it will sail properly.

*Chain measures 16″ long.  Boat measures  8.5″ long x 2″ tall.

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