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Two Buttons Jacket Dolce & Gabbana Mens Clothing Dress to impress. 

Spring time is all about looking good, and the Two Buttons Jacket from Dolce & Gabbana is the epitome of intellectual style.  The visible double stitch on this classic cut fuses tradition and vogue while dually outlining precision and quality. 
This is one blazer that will never go out of fashion; which is important considering you have to take out a home equity line in order to afford it. 
If you want to beat Ryan Philippe to the punch, then break out that Amex and pick up the jacket that will get you noticed.

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womans watch If you can’t pronounce the name, it must be expensive. 

The Vivianna Torun Bülow-Hübe time piece (made by the Georg Jensen company) is a timeless design from a woman who captured the interest of clients such as Pablo Picasso, Ingrid Bergman and Billie Holiday. 

Vivianna’s original bangle design was aimed at simplicity with its mirror face, open wrist, and lack of numbers which all seemed to intensify the perception of living in the moment while breaking the shackles of time imposed by the traditional systemized wrist watch.  The most recent model in this elegant line embodies Vivianna’s original artistic fragrance and comes in five flavors: Stainless Steel, Gold, Black, pavé set or encircled diamonds- Ooh la la.

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Wooden bag, wooden briefcase, Monacca wooden kaku bag from Designer Takumi Shimamura I’m not sure if a wooden briefcase exudes the “I care about the earth and forests” attitude, or if it represents the “I like to chop down tree’s for my personal gain” mentality.  Well, according to the company, these handmade wooden/canvas/leather beauties are crafted out of ecological thinned Japanese ceder; that means the wood is already being thinned from the forests and the bags are made secondary. 
Monacca’s thinned timber products designed by Takumi Shimamura are produced by Essasu Umajimura Co., Ltd, which is a semi-public company owned by Umaji Village, at least they know they’ll do what’s best for the community. 

The Kaku bags come in 4 main colors; Plain, Mocha, Tannin, and Brown, there’s even a new pink line for women!

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Zoe Nekutai, Japanese necktie

Before you get some crazy Japanese tattoo stabbed into your flesh, why don’t you test the water with something a little less permanent, like this swanky necktie from Ukiyo5

The Zoé Nekutai by designer Sara Hochuli is a pure silk, handmade necktie with a simple yet chic pin-striped design that features only a lily and the name Zoé in Japanese script. 

With over 50 tie’s in my personal wardrobe, this is easily my favorite.  Not only is this tie fashionably awesome, it’s unique to boot.  Wear it out to a trendy night club or to your next suicide girls meeting.

*fashionable for both women and men.

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Monster Laptop Sleeve
I assure you that this puerile laptop case will make an impression at your next office meeting.  I’ve even heard that Bush’s cabinet members use these during briefings because the big eyes and bright colors hold the presidents attention longer. 

If you think Sesame Street-like characters could be distracting in the workplace, then you should consider the camouflage factor.  That’s right, the Monster Laptop Sleeve will not only eat your expensive laptop, it will tort criminals looking to steal high end items, they’ll just dismiss it as a child’s pillowcase or something of the like. 

*If you’re not a fan of the cookie monster blue, this handmade novelty comes in three other colors.

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Tech4O TraiLeader Watch What time is it?

We all know that, but what else can your watch do?
The Tech 4O TraiLeader packs an impressive set of features into a sleek design. Along with the basics of time, date, various alarms, stopwatch and countdown, the Tech 4O TraiLeader has a thermometer, altimeter, barometer, compass, and it even measures your speed, distance, pace and calories.

I like to use the “time freeze” feature to pause the space-time continuum and pick peoples pockets; haven’t you always wished you could do that? -maybe not pick pockets, but when you’re running late or need answers for your exam.

Even though the Tech 4O TraiLeader can’t really freeze time, it can track laps, log vertical, sound altitude alarms, and even forecast weather changes, so at least you’ll never have a reason for being late ever again.

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Gucci Bracelet Watch Watch out!

From designer Nuno Oliveira comes a new concept design for the people that want to wear a Gucci bracelet without having to sport an additional time piece.  The bracelet has a cover that slides open to reveal a glass LED time display.  If you want to enjoy the flawless design of Gucci jewelry without the traditional look of a wrist watch, then you’ll have to hope Gucci puts this one into production.

[Get It $60]

Murad Acne Complex Kit

Preventing acne is more than cutting back on chocolate and washing your face before you hit the sack. 
Everyone has a different genetic disposition for acne, which can become exacerbated by hormonal changes, stress, and sometimes-poor skin care regimens. 
Obviously acne affects teenagers, but what you might not realize is that young adults in their 20’s and 30’s are more likely to develop acne than their teen counterparts.  OK, so what do you do?  The answer is to educate yourself about the different kinds of acne, identify your condition, and treat your condition accordingly; with specifically designed products such as the Acne Complex Kit by Murad.  After personally experimenting with the complex kit, I have to say that it’s the single best tool I’ve used for clearing and preventing blemishes; better than Proactiv, and better than Triclear
In independent clinical studies, over 90% of the participants experienced a reduction in blemishes in just 4 weeks.

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Maze Cufflinks What a perfect fusion of style and function, considering most of the occasions that require cufflink use also require an inconspicuous passive activity to assuage death by boredom.
The cufflinks feature a round maze design with a black enamel face and ball bearing detailed in rhodium plated casing.

At Choice Cufflinks you can also choose to have your Maze Cufflinks gift wrapped and sent direct to your friend, colleague or anyone else that might be attending a christening, shower, or holiday mass.

[Get It $150]

Zeno zit remover

Have you ever wished you could just zap your zits with some futuristic device that would clear them up?  If you have, why not just wish for no zits?  Regardless, your wish has come true with the Zeno™ developed by Tyrell Inc.  The Zeno™ is a hand-held portable medical device that clears pimples in people with mild to moderate inflammatory acne.  Having been clinically proven to make pimples disappear fast, the Zeno™ is the most scientifically advanced and effective acne device available without a prescription.

Here’s how it’s works:  Pimples occur when excess oil and dead skin plug the opening of a hair follicle and create the ideal environment for acne bacteria to grow.  Precisely controlled heat applied for a specific period of time causes the bacteria to undergo a heat shock response.  This response is characterized by the transcription of specific genes that code for the production of heat shock proteins.  Once created, these proteins participate in the bacteria’s death.  When the bacteria dies, your skin returns to it’s normal healthy state.

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xposed grocery tote

Even though I think the Xposed Tote bag by Fred and Friends is great, I might be hesitant to use it as my airport carry-on, it’s kind of like walking into LAX with a shirt that reads, “Hi, I’m here to blow up the airport”.  If you do brave it through the terminal with this handy tote, you won’t have any trouble through the x-ray machines, but you can bet your soon to be un-puckered ass that you’re going to be randomly selected for a search. 

This inflammatory line of bags comes in three styles: a cosmetic bag, shoulder bag, and grocery tote.

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Mummy Boy Gusseted Tote, KP

A perfect gift for your mummy, especially if your mummy is a down syndrome looking neonate rapped in bandages with only three upper teeth and a hydrocephalic head. I know, that could be anyone’s mother.   
I’m not really sure why I like this so much, but I do.  I think the Mummy Boy Gusseted Tote bag by Kid Pirate lends an original look to a classic tote that just makes people smile.  Whenever you take some random symbol of something traditionally scary and make it weird and cute you’ve got a winner in my book.  A big plus is that the bag is durable and well stitched, perfect for carrying heavy objects such as a gallon of milk or fuel-grade bars of plutonium-239.

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Rooster Belt Buckle, cock belt buckle, big metal cock belt buckle

Now you can be proud to show people your cock!
It’s hard to find a sweet belt buckle these days, they’re all either too flashy or too gimmicky. The rooster belt buckle by Jon Wye is more than a good conversation piece, it’s an awesome belt buckle. The piece is made of heavy silver pewter with a dull rustic finish. The austere design is both alluring and original; sure to catch and hold the viewers attention a second beyond appropriate.

If you’re in the market for a fashionable buckle, I’d say your search stops here. Some may find your cock appealing or a good stimulator of conversation, but after everyone’s done examining your cock, they’ll all agree that your big heavy piece ain’t no pussy buckle.

*Fits most belts up to 1.5 inches.

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sephora lip gloss ring

Like, Oh my God! Have you like, ever seen anything so totally awesome in your entire life?
If your dream is to strut your stuff through Neiman Marcus like Kyndra from Laguna Beach, you might as well start by looking the part, and what better way than by getting FREE stuff. Yep, I said it, it must be true… Sephora will give you this “totally awesome” cocktail lip gloss ring with any merchandise order online; just remember to enter GLOSSRING at checkout!
Ok, so even if the pinnacle of all your dreams and aspirations don’t hinge on the weekly ramblings of a 26 year old high school enfant terrible, you have to admit this little gem is pretty cool; who cares if the callow 2Gether4ever note folding juvenescence crowd sport the same bling, it doesn’t mean it isn’t sweet! Do yourself a favor and buy something nice from Sephora and have them send along this extra little gift; you deserve it.

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Bunny, he's watching you.

He’s watching you. No, really. He’s watching you. This isn’t your parents velveteen rabbit. Bunny is a renegade Leporidae ready to kick ass and take names. If you thought the Bunny Boiler was mean you haven’t seen anything yet. Bunny is not suitable for anyone that doesn’t want to scream like a little school girl while being brutally attacked by an 19 inch furry felt plush. Bunny’s favorite past times include sitting perfectly still and looking totally mean and awesome at the same time.
If you appreciate the craftsmanship of this stuffed animal then you shouldn’t waste any more time, check out the Creature Co-op for more handcrafted works of art.

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