No, this isn’t a free table from Craig’s List. Designer Aviad Gil created the bulletproof table as part of his “Conflict collection”, apparently he’s spent some time in the Gaza Strip. Talk about fun in shop class, the engineers get to shoot a piece of bulletproof glass with an AK-47; I wonder if they take turns standing behind it. After playing Russian attack, they apply some epoxy and rest it on the iron frame that perfectly accents the vehement piece with its on-edge legs. This prize du jour is perfect for anyone that didn’t receive enough love as a child or is just plain homesick for Compton.
Don’t you just hate that cumbersome human-leg/table-leg interference that affects everyone on the corner spots during Thanksgiving dinner? This year, with the Levitation table by Alexandre Boucher you can alleviate three of those mildly annoying problems while severely screwing over just one person; maybe the uncle that used to touch you. Of course if you have a 40lb turkey you may not want to put it on the southwest edge of the table, or Thanksgiving might turn into Christmas for the dog. We also wouldn’t suggest kinky afternoon shenanigans on the Levitation table, a.k.a. a chicka-chicka-bow-bow on the dining surface; some forms of eating should stay in the bedroom.
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