Don’t expect a box of chocolates or extra cuddle time with this teddy, he doesn’t put up pretenses and he certainly doesn’t wine and dine. This is the perfect stuffed animal for Daddy’s little girl.
Since the first teddy bear was created after the actions of president Theodore Roosevelt, someone decided to update this classic by crafting a bear after former president Clinton. They tried with George W, but the bear already lacked a brain and the FDA wouldn’t approve a stuffed animal with cocaine. Plus, no one seemed to want a plush that would attack their other stuffed animals for no reason.
He’s watching you. No, really. He’s watching you. This isn’t your parents velveteen rabbit. Bunny is a renegade Leporidae ready to kick ass and take names. If you thought the Bunny Boiler was mean you haven’t seen anything yet. Bunny is not suitable for anyone that doesn’t want to scream like a little school girl while being brutally attacked by an 19 inch furry felt plush. Bunny’s favorite past times include sitting perfectly still and looking totally mean and awesome at the same time.
If you appreciate the craftsmanship of this stuffed animal then you shouldn’t waste any more time, check out the Creature Co-op for more handcrafted works of art.
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