Sounds like a high powered seafood machine for the rich and adventurous but it’s actually far better. This surge protector power strip solves one of modern man’s most difficult conundrums… namely how to accommodate all those bulky plugs into the same power strip without creating a daisy-chain of unsightly serge protectors. The simple yet innovative design of the Calamari edition gives you versatility with some sea creature appeal. Offering 3,420 Joules of power surge protection, you could plug your flux capacitor into this thing with no worries. Unlike other solutions, this is available now. With swivels, lights, alarms, and even a DSL hook-up you’ll finally have that power problem figured, and if not you can always use the powersquid to fend off those pesky sperm whales.