A perfect gift for your mummy, especially if your mummy is a down syndrome looking neonate rapped in bandages with only three upper teeth and a hydrocephalic head. I know, that could be anyone’s mother.   
I’m not really sure why I like this so much, but I do.  I think the Mummy Boy Gusseted Tote bag by Kid Pirate lends an original look to a classic tote that just makes people smile.  Whenever you take some random symbol of something traditionally scary and make it weird and cute you’ve got a winner in my book.  A big plus is that the bag is durable and well stitched, perfect for carrying heavy objects such as a gallon of milk or fuel-grade bars of plutonium-239.

The bag is black with a white screenprint and measures 10 inches x 12 inches with 22 inch handles. It features a gusseted midsection and a zippered inside pocket to store your smaller items such as lip gloss,spare change, flash drive, or keys.