Don’t expect a box of chocolates or extra cuddle time with this teddy, he doesn’t put up pretenses and he certainly doesn’t wine and dine. This is the perfect stuffed animal for Daddy’s little girl.
Since the first teddy bear was created after the actions of president Theodore Roosevelt, someone decided to update this classic by crafting a bear after former president Clinton. They tried with George W, but the bear already lacked a brain and the FDA wouldn’t approve a stuffed animal with cocaine. Plus, no one seemed to want a plush that would attack their other stuffed animals for no reason.

If you’re a frisky sorority girl and think this little guy is the perfect addition to your bed, you’ll have to thank Steve from the comment section for hooking us up with the link for the Birthday Suit Bear.  This 15 inch Vermont Teddy Bear sports a removable honey fur coat with velcro fasteners up front and a dissolute mentality.  Kudos again to Steve, from everyone at Essential Gear Guide and all those college girls looking to diversify their portfolio.