Could there be a more romantic beach towel?

The Dead Body Towel brought to us by Jumpin Banana is a plush 100% cotton beach towel perfect for the pool, ocean, or scene of the crime.
If you appreciate unique products and dark humor, you’ll want to get yourself this personal beach blanket.

* for use before and after death

Unlike some beach towels, one side is composed of a thick course cotton with strong absorption properties for cleaning up blood or keeping you dry, while the reverse side is a fine woven velvety texture for keeping you comfy while you sun bath.

Measures 30″ x 60″