If you’re an active woman, you need to get yourself a pair of smarty pants; unless you’re stupid.

Smarty Pants women’s underwear is designed to conquer the problems associated with conventional underwear*, which bunches and uncomfortably rides between your legs.  Smarty Pants are lightweight, non-binding and anti-microbial, which is great because my last pair of undies were pro-microbial which caused a major rift with my Republican husband.   
You’re going to love your new Smarty Pants, and if you wear them by themselves, so are all the men with a healthy set of eyeballs.

* Sorry, will not defend against or deter aggressive hairy men from hitting on you at the gym. 

Flat lock stitching provides a durable, non-bulky fit while the breathable gusset is double layered. The extra stretchy fabric wicks away any moisture to keep you dry and comfortable regardless of the elements (save the rain).  As previously mentioned, the specialized fabric resists odor, bacteria, fungus and mildew; too bad they didn’t make men out of this stuff!

• Skin-friendly, super-stretchy knit moves with you, not up on you
• Perfectly invisible; cut to hide below pants, shorts and jeans
• Breathable, odor resistant fabric helps you stay fresh all day
• Unique moisture wicking fabric keeps you dry, cool and comfortable
• Narrow waistband wonâ