If they don’t fit, they’re just flops.

FitFlops, aren’t just another pair of cheap flipflops, in fact they hug your feet so uniquely that they don’t even really flop; which is nice in and of itself.  The real reason FitFlops are a step above the rest is the patent-pending micro-wobbleboard^TM technology incorporated into the midsoles.  Developed by Darren James and Dr. David Cook at LSBU the multi-density midsole mildly challenges the balance muscles of the foot and leg to inconspicuously strengthen your step while you walk; initial investigation has even shown increased muscle response to gluts, hamstrings, thighs and calves. 

*Just be sure to get the correct size, we wouldn’t want them to not Fit.
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The sneaky way to snap photos of women in their bikini’s.  

The Digital Camera Swim Mask from Liquid Image is the worlds only swim mask with an integrated waterproof digital camera.  Don’t mess around with handheld underwater cameras that you have to carry as you swim.  The 5 MegaPixle swim mask camera is able to operate in depths up to 15 feet, perfect for snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef or the subterranean lake of fire. 

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If you’re an active woman, you need to get yourself a pair of smarty pants; unless you’re stupid.

Smarty Pants women’s underwear is designed to conquer the problems associated with conventional underwear*, which bunches and uncomfortably rides between your legs.  Smarty Pants are lightweight, non-binding and anti-microbial, which is great because my last pair of undies were pro-microbial which caused a major rift with my Republican husband.   
You’re going to love your new Smarty Pants, and if you wear them by themselves, so are all the men with a healthy set of eyeballs.

* Sorry, will not defend against or deter aggressive hairy men from hitting on you at the gym. 

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Besides being absolutely beautiful, the newest line of irons from the most winning brand of iron on the PGA TOUR (Nike of course), are also the best set of clubs I’ve ever used- really, they are.  If you prefer a compact blade but need a little forgiveness on those off center hits, you’re going to crap your pants with excitement when you try the new Victory Red Irons from Nike.  Tiger Woods himself worked directly with the development team to create these tour caliber clubs, they couldn’t be more perfect if they were forged in the fires of Mordor by Sauron himself. 

More offset than the Victory Red TW Blades but less than the VR Full Cavity and with a slightly wider sole and thicker topline, the Nike Victory Red Split Cavity Irons still look and feel like traditional blades.  The cavity also provides a higher trajectory with blade-like loft and lie.  The center of gravity was positioned to Tiger’s specs so that you can practice to match the best in the business.  With all the specs aside, these irons just feel good.  Professional grade yet still ultra-forgiving; you just can’t find that anywhere else.

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The Montague XO Swiss Military ™ Mountain Bike is a smooth riding hard tail that can easily be taken anywhere.  In 1997, Montague won a grant from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency to design a high performance tactical mountain bike that could be deployed with a fully equipped soldier via parachute and be completely operational in a matter of seconds; the result was the X-Series.  The civilian version weights less than 30lbs and folds to store safely in a closet, vehicle or travel bag.

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After two months of running three plus miles per day, the Nimbus 10 running shoes from Asics aren’t showing any signs of wear; I on the other hand am. 

Despite the name, the GEL-Nimbus® 10’s aren’t meant for running on clouds, otherwise they’d be waterproof.  They are however, meant for running on solid ground, which is where I prefer to run anyway.  With about 300 miles under the soles, the functional stability of these sneaks are as sound as the first day I put them on.  This isn’t hard to believe considering the 10 layers of comfort and performance that go into these kicks.  If you’re a runner and you haven’t tried a pair of Asics, then you owe it to your feet to make the change.  Yes, everyone’s feet are different, so before you get the GEL-Nimbus® 10’s, make sure you know your foot size and width…it does matter. 

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Could there be a more romantic beach towel?

The Dead Body Towel brought to us by Jumpin Banana is a plush 100% cotton beach towel perfect for the pool, ocean, or scene of the crime.
If you appreciate unique products and dark humor, you’ll want to get yourself this personal beach blanket.

* for use before and after death

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House in the nice part of town:         $350,000

Top of the line security system:      $3,600

Being safe every time you get home:   Priceless.

Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT! 

This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house?  And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it. 

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The laser guided pool cue by CueSight Technologies is awesome for burning out the retinas of your billiard opponents; it also comes in handy when lining up your shot. CueSight’s laser design is unique in that the laser extends outward displaying an axial plane, so you can align the center of the cue ball and respective billiard ball at the same time; it’s not just a red dot that would be utterly useless without a transparent cue ball. Don’t expect the laser cue to take shots for you, it’s not a robot, you still have to possess some skill and maybe a preschoolers understanding of geometry.

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