House in the nice part of town: $350,000
Top of the line security system: $3,600
Being safe every time you get home: Priceless.
Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT!
This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house? And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it.
