If they don’t fit, they’re just flops.

FitFlops, aren’t just another pair of cheap flipflops, in fact they hug your feet so uniquely that they don’t even really flop; which is nice in and of itself.  The real reason FitFlops are a step above the rest is the patent-pending micro-wobbleboard^TM technology incorporated into the midsoles.  Developed by Darren James and Dr. David Cook at LSBU the multi-density midsole mildly challenges the balance muscles of the foot and leg to inconspicuously strengthen your step while you walk; initial investigation has even shown increased muscle response to gluts, hamstrings, thighs and calves. 

*Just be sure to get the correct size, we wouldn’t want them to not Fit.
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If you’re an active woman, you need to get yourself a pair of smarty pants; unless you’re stupid.

Smarty Pants women’s underwear is designed to conquer the problems associated with conventional underwear*, which bunches and uncomfortably rides between your legs.  Smarty Pants are lightweight, non-binding and anti-microbial, which is great because my last pair of undies were pro-microbial which caused a major rift with my Republican husband.   
You’re going to love your new Smarty Pants, and if you wear them by themselves, so are all the men with a healthy set of eyeballs.

* Sorry, will not defend against or deter aggressive hairy men from hitting on you at the gym. 

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Move over Under Armour, the Goddess of Victory is back to claim the crown of coolest tight fitting sports shirt. 

Despite the appearance, the Nike Ultimate Ignition V-neck won’t protect your spine when you fall off your Ninja ZX, but it does feature a seamless dynamic fit with zoned cooling, so at least you’ll enjoy the ride.  It’s also been known to make meatheads feel tougher.

*Known to reduce blood flow to the brain, usually not a problem for weightlifters. 

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