House in the nice part of town:         $350,000

Top of the line security system:      $3,600

Being safe every time you get home:   Priceless.

Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT!

This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house?  And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it.

The durable coir bristles absorb moisture and catches dirt, while the hidden trap door below the Matt captures Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and girl scouts.  
This doormat from Bungalow (part of Park Designs) is 24" square (if it were square, which it’s not, so you’ll have to pretend).

Alright, so what’s the deal, do these things work?
What the hell do you care?  It’s one more golf toy to add to your collection; and a write-off for the company. Ok, but honestly, aside from having a transponder inside your ball, the V-100 glasses from Visiball (great name by the way) are about as good as it gets. These specs block out about 90% of dark colors and allow shorter wavelengths of light such as whites and yellows to pass through. I guess that means when Pope Benedict goes golfing he can’t use his blue balls.  But, hey, if all else fails you can always use the V-100 spectacles on your next golf trip to check whether or not you should sleep on that hotel comforter.  On a serious note, one of the greatest features of these specs are that they double as fluffy bunny hunting glasses.

Since these glasses work with light, you’re not going to find your ball if it’s buried under an inch of mud, but they will definitely help if your ball’s exposed. Of course if you’re balls are exposed you might be asked to leave and not come back.  You might also have trouble if your ball happens to land on a large pile of cotton or you’re playing golf on the Bonneville salt flats; which I don’t recommend, the course is very plain.

The V-100 Visiball golf ball finding sunglasses have a flexible and comfortable plastic resin frame with form fitting wrap-around styling and scratch-resistant polycarbonate lenses. They also come with a pretty decant carrying case, not like the stupid silk square that came with your $300.00 Oakley’s. Oh yeah, you probably don’t want to use these things as sunglasses considering their not meant to block UV and because you’ll most likely end up walking into a big brown tree.

Cool, another golf toy. This handy device analyzes you’re swing using tempo, rhythm, backswing length, and club-head speed. Not only that, it’s spot on, last week it told me to leave the range before I killed someone.  One more accidental death and they might rescind my membership.

With feedback from the G6 you can consistently repeat good shots.  Use the Test Mode to analyze consistency or variation in a way you can understand. The watch will determine if you’re an inconsistent swinger, a slow over-swinger, or a short hitter.  The Practice Mode allows you to fine tweak your skills and track progress on specific clubs or club sets.  Were you distracted?  Just mark it Bad and the G6 won’t include it in the summary.  Do you want to see who’s in the lead?  Just glance down at your wrist.  The Game Mode can easily track the stats with four built-in game types, handicap details, and golf course selections.  When you’re done, upload the info to your computer.  Remember, practice doesn’t make perfect. The Suunto G6 Golf Watch does.

Would you rather spend a couple thousand bucks on a golf pro that can’t hack it on the tour, or would you rather spend a few hundred bucks for a sleek stylish watch that professional golfers use to improve their game?

Conquer the lake with the Super Fat Cat LCS from Outcast Sporting Gear.  There’s only one thing better than eating raw fish in an overpriced Hollywood parlor, and that’s catching raw fish in the great outdoors; only because catching cooked fish in the great outdoors is really difficult, but you never know what you’ll catch when you’re in the right place at the right time. 
If you like to relax in comfort while you float on the water with a fishing pole and beer, then you need the durability and convenience of the Super Fat Cat LCS.  LCS stands for "Line Control System", which incorporates an inflatable seat and backrest with a new apron system held in place by adjustable stays.  This means you can raise or lower the apron to suit your particular preference  Not only can this adjustable height stripping apron raise the angler out of the water for a drier more comfortable ride, it reduces line friction and tangles, which means smoother casting.

With conveniently placed gear pockets at each side you’ll always have what you need at your finger tips, including your beverage.  There’s even additional storage behind the seat.  The 600-denier PVC bottom resists snags, sharp rocks and piranhas.  With the hand pump, this boat only takes a few minutes to inflate and features shoulder straps for convenient transportation while it’s inflated.

BOAT SPECS

Inflated Size: 45" x 64"
Max Seat Width: 20"
Weight: 12 lbs.
Air Cell Type: 14 mil. Urethane
Load Capacity: 300 lbs.
Seams: Sewn
Warranty: 5 Year
Fabric Denier
420 PC
600 PVC

• 1000 denier PVC bottom / Pack-cloth top
• urethane bladder / Summit 2 valve
• air seat and air backrest
• NEW large pockets with beverage holder
• NEW LCS stripping apron
• 5-year Warranty
• Available in green, red and willow (light green)

If you enjoy running the trails, you probably also enjoy making it home without sore feet, twisted ankles or ripped Achilles tendons.  You wouldn’t run 10 miles in dress shoes, so why would you run through the woods with plain old running sneakers?  The Montrail GTX lightweight performance hiker is designed for the serious user who likes pushing the pace with or without a pack.  The ridged yet cushioning sole provides support and comfort.  The higher top with extended side shoelace loops provides good ankle stability while the GORE-TEX material adds breathability and protection from water.

When you want a waterproof breathable material, it doesn’t get better than Gore-Tex.  The Montrail GTX Gore-Tex running/hiking shoe is ideal for people that will be doing some light hiking or trail running.  The Montrail GTX gives excellent ankle and side-to-side support while also being suitable for fast paced movement, such as trial running.  You will feel equally equipped climbing river boulders or running the dirt path.

Features:

• Midheight uppers feature synthetic leather for support and nylon mesh panels to reduce weight and enhance breathability
• Gore-Tex waterproof booties let feet breathe while protecting them from the elements, keeping feet dry and comfortable
• Nylon linings wick moisture off your feet and dry quickly for comfort
• Removable footbeds add cushioning and support to dual-density EVA midsoles for reliable cushioning underfoot
• Molded midfoot thermoplastic urethane shanks provide support and stability; Trail ShieldT hard EVA plates protect against stone bruising by dispersing point pressure
• Aggressive GryptoniteT GT rubber outsoles ensure reliable traction and durability on rugged trails and paved paths
• Weight 12.6 oz; 0.35 kg

The new Tundraline 3 Tent from Eureka is specifically designed for extreme canoeists. With an extra easy set up and a ton of stake loops, this deceptively large tent is convenient and stable in windy conditions.  The reason this is such a great tent for the canoeist is that it’s very stable for wind tunnel nights along the banks of the river.  Second, this only has two poles and a sawn-in-place rain fly which means: you can set up quickly in the rain without getting the interior wet.  Definitely a great tent to have in the lineup for any outdoor enthusiast.

*Attention kayakers, get your own damn tent! 

We didn’t test this specific model of tent, but we know the features and the quality of Eureka tents have been outstanding in other inspections.  If you’re trying to make a decision on a tent to purchase, you should consider what you will be using the tent for.  If your primarily purpose is in conjunction with canoeing, kayaking, rafting or setting up along a river, then the Tundraline 3 Tent from Eureka is the way to go.  If you think you might be hiking a ways (not just pulling it out of the canoe), you might want to consider one of the lighter tents made for Back Country adventures or a larger deal if you’re setting up at a campground. 

• Foot print: 14′x 6’5"
• Height: 4’4"
• Weight: 12 lbs
• Packed Size: 9"x17"
• Sleeping Area: 8′x6’5"

• 14.5mm aluminum frame with external pole sleeves for easy set up
• Post and grommet corner attachments
• 2 side opening doors
• Inner sleeping room is sewn into place for no-hassle set up
• A Scoop vent in each vestibule and 4 interior mesh roof panels for ample air flow
• Sewn-in design maintains double wall feature to ensure warmth retention or heat dispersion
• Large, single point vestibules feature reinforced stake out points and require only one stake at each end to secure tent
• Three additional stake out loops along each side of tent for stability in foul  weather

 
Named after Ferrari’s home town in Northern Italy, the Maranello Stand Bag by TaylorMade® is built for performance.  With carbon fiber wet PU body paneling and 1680 ballistic nylon, this bag is light and durable.  When you’re walking the course, the last thing you want is an overloaded heavy bag messing with your back and your swing. 
Even though the Maranello is light, this full length shaft divider bag doesn’t skimp on the features which include an integrated stand system, 2 magnetic access system pockets, 7 accessory pockets, a velour-lined valuables pocket, gel padding (for carrying), padded straps, a matching rainhood, brushed aluminum key hook, and an insulated water bottle holder.

• 1680 ballistic nylon
• 10-way race-inspired top made with fused nylon with full-length dividers
• new ultra-lightweight integrated stand and base system
• Satin-finished metal TaylorMade zipper pulls
• 2 magnetic access system (MAX) pockets
• 7 pockets with additional velour-lined valuables pocket
• Anatomically correct strap system and EVA molded back panel
• Carbon fiber wet PU body paneling
• Integrated lift handle
• Insulated water bottle holder
• 3D sonic weld logos
• Brushed aluminum hardware
• Available in single or double strap
• Rainhood
• Weigt: 6.8 lbs

You can swim, yet you still wear a life vest, why should it be any different for your best friend?  If conditions are severe enough to knock your dog into the water, they might also be severe enough to injure or impair your dogs ability to swim.  The Extreme Fido Float is designed to fit comfortably around your K9 while providing swim assisting buoyancy with a collar that keeps your dogs head above water.  The best features are the two handles that allow you to lift your hound easily out of the water, making the Extreme Fido Float practical for use anytime your pet is on the water.

The Extreme Fido Float features bright color panels that ensure your dog’s visibility on or off shore as well as scratch-resistant material with reflective strips for increased visibility in the water.  Ergonomic straps adjust to fit snugly around your pet.  The Fido Float is available in seven sizes from $17 to $43 while the Extreme Fido Float is available is six sizes from $26 to $41.

FEATURES

• Sturdy, durable, scratch-resistant neoprene fabric
• Generous closed-cell buoyancy support
• U-shaped buoyancy collar keeps your dogs head above water
• Ergonomic fit prevents twisting, stepping or swimming out of vest
• Tail to collar zippered opening for easy on/off use
• Specially placed assistance handles
• Bright vest colors for added visibility
• Mesh underside for additional comfort & support
• Additional reflective strips for increased visibility
• Durable scratch-resistant material 1680-denier nylon (red) or neoprene (blue)

I’ll have a water and a Gatorade, hold the Cancer. 
The million dollar question is "why hasn’t anyone made this before?", it’s such an useful upgrade to the standard water bottle.  The SWIGZ Extreme 2.0 is the second generation of the world’s first dual beverage sports bottle.  Made from recycled material with No BPA, Polycarbonate or PVC’s this water bottle will deliver two kinds of liquid with no brain deterioration- every child’s dream!

The Extreme 2.0 will be available for purchase in a few weeks on the SWIGZ website.  There are four different models to choose from, but all are super bad ass cool, so don’t be afraid of choosing the wrong one.  If you’re extreme you need an extreme sports bottle to keep up, and within the world of sports fluid containers the SWIGZ is King*.

The SWIGZ is composed of durable safe plastic with two separate color coded fluid chambers.  The two sides separate when the base, middle band and top are all taken off.  Each chamber holds 12oz (24oz total).  I love this bottle for the gym and for cycling at night when one of my bottle holders is carrying the battery for my light.  

If you can’t wait a few weeks, send an email to orders@swigz.com for advanced purchase.

*SWIGZ 2.0′s aren’t afraid of heights, lions or British people! 

Introducing SWIGZ®, the world’s first dual-chamber sports bottle that enables an athlete to carry two different beverages in the same standard sized fluid container.

Features & Notes
• Solves long-standing problem of which drink to take when exercising.
• Experts agree that some combination of electrolyte-replacing beverage and pure water are
essential to proper hydration during vigorous activities.
• Easy to clean and top-rack dishwasher safe.
• Fits a standard bottle cage on your bike, vehicle cup holders and strollers.
• Color-coded sport tops make it easy to select which beverage to drink during activities.
• Durable and safe materials can withstand all outdoor environments – no polycarbonate used.
• Very popular with kids of all ages – easy for moms to use with strollers.
• Great gift idea for anyone from athletes to armchair quarterbacks!
• Designed, built and tested by athletes in Southern California, USA.
New SWIGZ 2.0 Bottles Available April, 2009
• All SWIGZ products are made from safe, recyclable materials (HDPE).
• New QuickSip™ high-flow outlets and built-in air return system allow on-the-go chugging with
no bottle squeezing at all.
• New Santoprene FDA-approved soft sport tops make one-handed use easier.
• New FDA-approved silicone gasket with integrated air return system stops leaks with long-lasting
durability.
• No Polycarbonate used, No BPA concerns, No PVC used.
• No plastic odor or flavor transfer to beverages.
• Patented design (US Patent #D574,237) protects against foreign imports and knock-offs.
• Supported by professional AMA motorcycle racing program.

Possible Drink Combinations 
      Water / Sports Drink 
      Energy Drink / Water 
      Soda / Water
      Carb Boost / Protein Boost
      Pre-Workout Drink / Post-Workout Drink
      Iced Tea / Lemonade
      Milk / Water for kids, strollers
      Any other combination you can think of!