The sneaky way to snap photos of women in their bikini’s.  

The Digital Camera Swim Mask from Liquid Image is the worlds only swim mask with an integrated waterproof digital camera.  Don’t mess around with handheld underwater cameras that you have to carry as you swim.  The 5 MegaPixle swim mask camera is able to operate in depths up to 15 feet, perfect for snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef or the subterranean lake of fire. 

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Could there be a more romantic beach towel?

The Dead Body Towel brought to us by Jumpin Banana is a plush 100% cotton beach towel perfect for the pool, ocean, or scene of the crime.
If you appreciate unique products and dark humor, you’ll want to get yourself this personal beach blanket.

* for use before and after death

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You can either paddle along hanging your snorkel equipped face over the edge of your regular canoe, or you can get yourself a boat that doubles as a looking glass into the watery world below.

The Molokini Kayak from Clear Blue Hawaii is an all-transparent two-passenger kayak that allows our little shark friends to go window shopping for dinner.*  For those of you that can afford fun toys like these, you have nothing to worry about.  The Molokini kayak is made of a polycarbonate material used in the production of bulletproof glass and fighter jet canopies.  You know, for all those times you find yourself in a high speed gangster kayak chase with a soviet mink on your tail.  If you really want to capitalize on this awesome boat, go out on a sunny day when the water is relatively calm and your visibility can reach 75 ft or more.

*There is absolutely no scientific data that would suggest sharks are more likely to attack someone in a see-through boat.  However, if there was any data on the subject I would have no way of knowing, nor would I care because I can’t afford this thing anyway.

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