The most powerful action hero in the past 2 millennia!  The Jesus Action Hero from Accoutrements has posable arms, magical healing capabilities, and shoots lasers from his eyes…well not really, but if we say it long enough people will believe it.

If your faith is really strong, you’ll want to splurge the extra 2 bucks for the Deluxe Jesus Action Hero; God that’s awesome!

With a price to die for, it’d be a miracle to keep these God forsaken things in stock.  Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5" (12.7 cm) tall, comes with 3 wishes, and wheels for walking on frozen water.  Don’t think about whether it makes sense, just buy it because it’d be a sin not to.  Remember, Jesus died so you could masturbate!

*If you do not buy the Jesus Action Figure you will burn in Hell for all of eternity.  People who bought this also considered the David Koresh and Marshell Applewhite Action Figures.

It’s time to go back to basics with the Pac-Man Arcade Gold Plug N Play.

When you need a break from the 14 button controller of your PlayStation 12 you can always fall back on the iconic games of Christmas past. 

With Arcade Gold by Jakks Pacific, you get four Pac-Man games in one controller along with Dig-Dug, Galaxian, New Rally-X, and Bosconian; unfortunately there’s no Mrs. Pac-Man. 
The included video and audio jacks plug directly into your TV, there’s nothing additional you need to purchase. 

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What is it about flying machines that’s so intriguing?  The Blade® CX2 from E-Flight elevates the excitement with a beginner-friendly Heli that can be flown indoors; and the best part is that it won’t chop off your head! 

The CX2 comes ready-to-fly, I just took it out of the box, put in the battery’s and began having fun.  If you’ve never flown a RC Helicopter before, this is an excellent model to begin with; but you should still probably read the directions as the beefy remote can seem a little daunting.  You might also want to pick up some extra blades.  On the other hand, if you’re an experienced heli enthusiast, you’ll still have fun maneuvering the CX2 around your house.

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Benders are durable plastic coated wire characters with magnetic feet and hands.  You can bend your bender into any pose that suits your mood or imagination.  What a fun way to ostentatiously exhibit your hobbies!

Benders from Hog Wild make a great gift for anyone passionate about a particular pastime.  Find almost any sport or hobby including: Kayaking, Surfing Snowboarding, Racing, Cycling, Painting, Fishing, Golf, Soccer, Music, and many more.  There’s even bender Action Hero’s, Animals, Bugs, Monsters, and Pets.

The Rock Climbing Bender shown to the right can be purchased for $16.95.  The package includes one Bender, a rope, and two 12.5″ tin rock climbing walls that quickly connect before snapping into the base.

Molded after the earths fastest insect, the Flytech™ Dragonfly by WowWee is the worlds first radio-controlled flying insect based on ornithopter flight. Wait, don’t insects have 3 pairs of legs?  Oh, well.  A real dragonfly can’t walk so why should this one. 

With its unique flying action, dual-wing design, powerful tail-rotor, and 2 channel digital proportional remote control, this dragonfly flutters, soars, dive-bombs and glides while flapping its wings like a real insect.  It took me about 20 tries to adequately handle the toggle controls that an 8 year old could probably master in about 15 seconds.  Once I got the hang of the remote, it was quite a bit of fun seeing this unique creature flapping around the house. 

I advise starting out in beginner mode with the tail ribbon until you get used to the controls.  After some practice maybe move it up to the faster more tightly maneuverable function of expert.  It’s also best to stay indoors as the wind can be a big factor with this extremely lightweight aeronautical marvel; that and Hawks have a habit of snatching these guys up.

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Got kids that like the creepy crawly’s?  The RC Snake and RC Tarantula by Uncle Milton are two more toys to add to the collection.  The RC Snake and Tarantula have small battery powered wheels that propel the toys forward across hard smooth surfaces via a short range radio controller.  The eyes light up red when the units are turned on.  Appropriate for bug collecting children ages 6-12.

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