You know it, I know it, and she definitely knows it.  The bigger the better, and if you’ve heard differently then you ain’t sportin the bigger or better.  A girl just needs some size when it comes to her morning coffee.  And that’s where Jumpin Banana busts in to put a smile on that weary face.  As the exclusive distributor for Paladone Products in the US, Jumpin’ Banana brings us the gigantic "Size Matters" Mug.

 
Pleo, a one week-old dinosaur by Ugobe, is an interactive robotic marvel and the newest member of your family!  He’ll listen to your commands and learn new tricks as he gets older.  At first he might misunderstand, so you’ll have to spend some time training him.  Sensory devices such as a color camera, sound recognition, and infrared allow Pleo to see, feel, and hear.  He might beg for attention or cry when he’s hungry.  He may even get scared or disobedient, so listen to the training tips and download new enhancements when you can.  Not intended for children under the age of 8.

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I’m not sure how practical this is, but it’s extremely cool.  The Bookcase Door System from Woodfold offers a unique space-saving option from closets and pantries to safes and hidden rooms; can’t find a suitable place for your bookcase, just park it in front of the doorway! 
Woodfold’s Bookcase Doors are custom crafted to support up to 500 pounds, yet the heavy-duty roller system allows the bookcase to quietly open and close with a smooth easy motion.  You can tell a lot about a person from their bookcase!

The Pac-Man Plush Head from Namco is a soft, warm compactable hat, that is sure to bring a smile where ever it goes*.  Use the hat as a regular plush for decoration along with the slinky and Rubik’s cube, or wear it on the slopes to attract attention and keep your dome warm. 

If you’re a Pac-man junkie, check out more products from Club Namco, or go visit them at the New York Comicon and Wondercon; tell them "WAKA WAKA" and get $2.00 off your purchase!

*May not be appropriate for weddings, funerals, job interviews or dinner at Q-berts.

The most powerful action hero in the past 2 millennia!  The Jesus Action Hero from Accoutrements has posable arms, magical healing capabilities, and shoots lasers from his eyes…well not really, but if we say it long enough people will believe it.

If your faith is really strong, you’ll want to splurge the extra 2 bucks for the Deluxe Jesus Action Hero; God that’s awesome!

With a price to die for, it’d be a miracle to keep these God forsaken things in stock.  Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5" (12.7 cm) tall, comes with 3 wishes, and wheels for walking on frozen water.  Don’t think about whether it makes sense, just buy it because it’d be a sin not to.  Remember, Jesus died so you could masturbate!

*If you do not buy the Jesus Action Figure you will burn in Hell for all of eternity.  People who bought this also considered the David Koresh and Marshell Applewhite Action Figures.

I have an idea, let’s combine the best taste ever with the best feeling ever then sell it for under 10 bucks!

The Chocolate Pen Set from Gasworks Inc. is a pair of 1.4 ounce chocolate and strawberry body pens. Use the tasty paste to draw designs or write love notes on your lovers body.  The pens are easy to write with and can even be used for decorating cakes and other baked goods.

By heating the pens in warm water, you can determine how viscous you want the chocolate to be.  Never mind the application, the taste alone makes this a great product, I give the chocolate pen set two thumbs up.  These make a great wedding or anniversary gift, as do the other risqué products from Gasworks Inc.  

*Size: Each pen is appx 6″ tall x 1″ wide

[Get It $15]

Soooo, is this guy stabbing himself?  Seriously, this is a killer shower curtain.

The Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain depicts the classic Psycho motif in burlesque fashion.  Adding to the crassness, the curtain features a sound and motion-activated speaker that brays the famous Psycho music as well as a screaming woman.

Don’t worry, the unit is powered by 3 AA batteries, so you can remove the meretricious voice box when the short lived novelty fades.

 
For the concupiscent couple.

Generally I don’t eat candy, but I’ll make an exception for this.  The candy g-string and bra are just a few of the many sex-o-lishous products from Gasworks Inc.    
There’s something playful yet sexy about combining candy with lascivious desire.  It’s all too often that the simple pleasures of life become overlooked; the touch of soft lips, the taste of something sweet, the thousands of sex toys and products available today.  So come on, you know you want it!
Get some fun back into your relationship with the candy G-string and Bra.  For some extra fun, look for the nipple tassels as well.

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Could there be a more romantic beach towel?

The Dead Body Towel brought to us by Jumpin Banana is a plush 100% cotton beach towel perfect for the pool, ocean, or scene of the crime.
If you appreciate unique products and dark humor, you’ll want to get yourself this personal beach blanket.

* for use before and after death

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Spruce-up your chores with another clever item from Fred and Friends.  Stumped as to why your plants keep dying?  It’s simple, you need to login some time with the watering can.  
Designed by Ramón Middelkoop, WaterLogged is a durable, easy to fill, hard plastic watering can with a unique look that allows it to be stored amid your house plants; opposed to taking up space under the sink. If you’re not sure that you’d ever use WaterLogged, trust me, you wood.