Pleo, a one week-old dinosaur by Ugobe, is an interactive robotic marvel and the newest member of your family!  He’ll listen to your commands and learn new tricks as he gets older.  At first he might misunderstand, so you’ll have to spend some time training him.  Sensory devices such as a color camera, sound recognition, and infrared allow Pleo to see, feel, and hear.  He might beg for attention or cry when he’s hungry.  He may even get scared or disobedient, so listen to the training tips and download new enhancements when you can.  Not intended for children under the age of 8.

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I’m not sure how practical this is, but it’s extremely cool.  The Bookcase Door System from Woodfold offers a unique space-saving option from closets and pantries to safes and hidden rooms; can’t find a suitable place for your bookcase, just park it in front of the doorway! 
Woodfold’s Bookcase Doors are custom crafted to support up to 500 pounds, yet the heavy-duty roller system allows the bookcase to quietly open and close with a smooth easy motion.  You can tell a lot about a person from their bookcase!

The Pac-Man Plush Head from Namco is a soft, warm compactable hat, that is sure to bring a smile where ever it goes*.  Use the hat as a regular plush for decoration along with the slinky and Rubik’s cube, or wear it on the slopes to attract attention and keep your dome warm. 

If you’re a Pac-man junkie, check out more products from Club Namco, or go visit them at the New York Comicon and Wondercon; tell them "WAKA WAKA" and get $2.00 off your purchase!

*May not be appropriate for weddings, funerals, job interviews or dinner at Q-berts.

The most powerful action hero in the past 2 millennia!  The Jesus Action Hero from Accoutrements has posable arms, magical healing capabilities, and shoots lasers from his eyes…well not really, but if we say it long enough people will believe it.

If your faith is really strong, you’ll want to splurge the extra 2 bucks for the Deluxe Jesus Action Hero; God that’s awesome!

With a price to die for, it’d be a miracle to keep these God forsaken things in stock.  Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5" (12.7 cm) tall, comes with 3 wishes, and wheels for walking on frozen water.  Don’t think about whether it makes sense, just buy it because it’d be a sin not to.  Remember, Jesus died so you could masturbate!

*If you do not buy the Jesus Action Figure you will burn in Hell for all of eternity.  People who bought this also considered the David Koresh and Marshell Applewhite Action Figures.

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Soooo, is this guy stabbing himself?  Seriously, this is a killer shower curtain.

The Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain depicts the classic Psycho motif in burlesque fashion.  Adding to the crassness, the curtain features a sound and motion-activated speaker that brays the famous Psycho music as well as a screaming woman.

Don’t worry, the unit is powered by 3 AA batteries, so you can remove the meretricious voice box when the short lived novelty fades.

 
For the concupiscent couple.

Generally I don’t eat candy, but I’ll make an exception for this.  The candy g-string and bra are just a few of the many sex-o-lishous products from Gasworks Inc.    
There’s something playful yet sexy about combining candy with lascivious desire.  It’s all too often that the simple pleasures of life become overlooked; the touch of soft lips, the taste of something sweet, the thousands of sex toys and products available today.  So come on, you know you want it!
Get some fun back into your relationship with the candy G-string and Bra.  For some extra fun, look for the nipple tassels as well.

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Could there be a more romantic beach towel?

The Dead Body Towel brought to us by Jumpin Banana is a plush 100% cotton beach towel perfect for the pool, ocean, or scene of the crime.
If you appreciate unique products and dark humor, you’ll want to get yourself this personal beach blanket.

* for use before and after death

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Spruce-up your chores with another clever item from Fred and Friends.  Stumped as to why your plants keep dying?  It’s simple, you need to login some time with the watering can.  
Designed by Ramón Middelkoop, WaterLogged is a durable, easy to fill, hard plastic watering can with a unique look that allows it to be stored amid your house plants; opposed to taking up space under the sink. If you’re not sure that you’d ever use WaterLogged, trust me, you wood. 

With Halloween in a couple of days, people are scrambling to find the best costume; which happens to be Heath Ledgers Joker from the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. 
The problem with the Joker costume is that all the pre-fab stuff is chincy and there’s no single location to pick up a Joker costume without spending a couple grand or more. 

So what do you do?

We’re going to show you where to acquire the most authentic joker gear as well as how to build a joker costume with minimal expense.  So whether you’re a prince or a popper, you’ll be able to put a smile on that face of yours this Halloween; or any other time you want to scare the crap out of people that don’t give you candy.

Read on to find your Joker Gear!

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How many times have you tried opening a beer with the miscellaneous crap in your pockets? Well, thanks to Suck UK there’ll be no more beer frothing all over the place as you once again attempt to pop the cap with your lighter. We all know your friend can do it, but you can’t, stop trying.
I love cleaver things, especially cleaver things that have a purpose.  I know there’s a million bottle openers out there, but none that I want taking up real estate on my key chain. The Key Bottle Opener on the other hand is a small versatile skeleton key; it will unlock any beer.  The only major problem with this great invention is that I have a hard time opening my road beverage when the keys are hanging from the ignition.