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Make use of that Ph. D with the Cocktail Chemistry Set.  Your friends don’t care about solvents and buffers, the only concoction they want to see you make is the one they can drink.  With a cocktail shaker, Erlenmeyer flask, glass stirring rod, and 4 test tubes you’re guaranteed a good reaction.  So next time you have a problem, just remember that you’ve already got the solution and it’s at the bottom of a test tube full of booze.

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With Halloween in a couple of days, people are scrambling to find the best costume; which happens to be Heath Ledgers Joker from the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. 
The problem with the Joker costume is that all the pre-fab stuff is chincy and there’s no single location to pick up a Joker costume without spending a couple grand or more. 

So what do you do?

We’re going to show you where to acquire the most authentic joker gear as well as how to build a joker costume with minimal expense.  So whether you’re a prince or a popper, you’ll be able to put a smile on that face of yours this Halloween; or any other time you want to scare the crap out of people that don’t give you candy.

Read on to find your Joker Gear!

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Don’t worry, these aren’t the Roman Candles that you’ll explode your face off with, but they are made for celebration.  
Tired of all those pathognomonic emblems on your birthday cake?  Well now instead of 45 candles you can have three, much less likely to cause a panic attack; just beware the ides of March!  
Roman Candles are another fun way to look at the world through the eyes of Fred & Friends.  Each clear recyclable PET-G display box contains 8 silver-trimmed candles (good for ages 1 to 89), along with a crash course in Roman numerology.

Maybe your second wish could be for all encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe, or maybe that should be the first. 

The genie in a bottle by Suck UK is a creative twist on the bottle stop. Genie will conveniently fit in almost any bottle of alcohol; just like your fears and insecurities.  Next time you have a party be sure to have a few genies on hand, because unlike Christina Aguilera, this genie in a bottle won’t try to give all your guests hand jobs behind the dumpster for smack, but it will impress all your friends with it’s cleaver nature.