He’s watching you. No, really. He’s watching you. This isn’t your parents velveteen rabbit. Bunny is a renegade Leporidae ready to kick ass and take names. If you thought the Bunny Boiler was mean you haven’t seen anything yet. Bunny is not suitable for anyone that doesn’t want to scream like a little school girl while being brutally attacked by an 19 inch furry felt plush. Bunny’s favorite past times include sitting perfectly still and looking totally mean and awesome at the same time.
If you appreciate the craftsmanship of this stuffed animal then you shouldn’t waste any more time, check out the Creature Co-op for more handcrafted works of art.

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Now you can have Uranium and you’re ketchup all in the same place!

A fun way to learn your elements or subject your children to your quirky interests.  The Periodic Table Magnets from Simple Memory Art comes in one sheet and can be separated into individual elements (well, not actual elements, but you get the idea). 
Mix and match the elements to arrange your own table, perhaps outsmarting Dmitri Mendeleev in the process, but you’ll probably just make a mess.

Size: 7.4" x 10.5" (Sheet)

House in the nice part of town:         $350,000

Top of the line security system:      $3,600

Being safe every time you get home:   Priceless.

Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT!

This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house?  And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it.

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Make use of that Ph. D with the Cocktail Chemistry Set.  Your friends don’t care about solvents and buffers, the only concoction they want to see you make is the one they can drink.  With a cocktail shaker, Erlenmeyer flask, glass stirring rod, and 4 test tubes you’re guaranteed a good reaction.  So next time you have a problem, just remember that you’ve already got the solution and it’s at the bottom of a test tube full of booze.

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Sick of replacing window screens because you lose your house key every other week?  Now you can quickly get inside and keep the crazy’s out with the iTouchless Bio-Matic Fingerprint Door Lock.  With the cover down, it looks like any other door handle, but slide it up to expose the scanner and quickly unlock your door with a fast and easy fingerprint confirmation.
Choose to program a pass code with your fingerprint or merely open this James Bondish style lock with a standard key.
For those of you that don’t want to bother with passcodes, scans, or keys, you can activate “passage mode”.  Passage mode allows you to unlock the door by merely sliding the cover up.  If you weren’t familiar with this type of lock, you wouldn’t know that the sleek stylish metal top had the ability to slide; the average trespasser would just assume this was a standard lock.  I find this device especially handy for doors inside the house; an office, storage room, etc.  No one carries around keys when their inside, but some rooms should stay locked.  For Mr. Fancy Pants, the lock also comes in Gold.

*May not be suitable for people without fingers

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?  Whatever the answer, you can double that number when you throw the LampLamp into the equation.

This is Essential anywhere you have a fixture with an exposed bulb.  Normally, an exposed bulb looks tacky, but in this case your guests will be questioning their sanity, not your decorating sense.

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No Al Gore didn’t invent it, though he may tell us he did. The Global Warming Mug made by the people at the Unemployed Philosopher’s Guide is the most cultured and ecologically exhortative demitasse you’ll ever use. When the mug is cold or equal with the ambient room temperature the graphical display of the six inhabited continents of the globe are accurately pictured. However, if the mug is heated or warm liquid is poured in, the coast lines and estuaries of the world slowly fade away as if the polar caps of the globe were melting, thus causing a world of hurt for humans and republicans.

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The picture really sums this one up.  The Dual Wave™ Blender from Hamilton Beach® is the perfect party mixer with a dual blade, 80-ounce pitcher.  It also features a removable pouring spout that works quite well, even with thick liquids.  When party time is over, you can switch from the double blade monster to two single 16-ounce travel cups.
With the Dual Wave~Action® system, ice and other solid eatables like fruit, won’t get trapped under the blades, so you’re guaranteed smooth results every time.  The only problem is that you’ll need to mix a party sized portion every time because the 16 ouncers are really meant for quick single serve blends.
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The Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage Chiller from Revolutionary Cooling Systems, Inc. was the result of an engineering student running out of cold beer at a party; it’s true.
At the Cooper Union School of Engineering in NYC, Greg Loibl designed and built a device that could chill a 12 oz aluminum can from 77°F to 40°F in under 45 seconds.  Wow, it’s too bad Greg didn’t run out of hot chicks at that party, I wouldn’t mind a machine to deliver them in under a minute.

The Cooper Cooler chills cans and bottles 40 times faster than a freezer.  The unique devise rotates the liquid while bombarding the container with ice water, and thus, the warmth within the can or bottle is able to transfer out more quickly.  Don’t worry, the carbonation won’t be exploding all over the place, and if sediment is an issue, there’s a NO SPIN option for chilling that 1945 Mouton Rothschild; if you’re stupid enough to chill it!

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Humm, I wonder if anyone has ever cheated on designer Raffaele Iannello?  Instead of getting physical, Raffaele showcased his homicidal fantasy through an asexual effigy; I think we can all learn something from that.

Here’s an important question, “if you need a new knife set, why would you buy anything but “The Ex” by CSB Commodities“. 
I have to tell you, I thought this set looked pretty sweet in the picture, but it looks 47 times better on the kitchen counter. You’re eyes are guaranteed to gravitate towards it every time you enter the room and you’ll undoubtedly think to yourself, “Ahhh yes, money well spent”.  Seriously, if someone enters your kitchen and doesn’t comment on The EX knife set, they’re either running low on awesomeness detection or they’ve recently been the victim of a poorly executed lobotomy.

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