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Infant Snail Costume- he’s not retarded, he’s just slow

[Get It $30]

Infant Baby Snail CostumeIsn’t it so fun dressing your children up in the most preposterous outfits.  It’s like a pre-emptive strike in anticipated retaliation for their inevitable tasteless and provocative teenage dress attire.    
If you have a slow, gastropod-like baby that tends to leave a sticky mess wherever it goes, you might want to invest in some blackmail material; you’re little one will be sure to finish all the chores if it means keeping this photo out of their senior year book. 
The Infant Baby Snail Costume is a soft plush jumpsuit that fits babies up to 18 months and is tailored for those who spend most of their time crawling or learning how to walk.  It includes built-in footsies and an 11″ diameter Velcro attached snail shell.  It also features a double zipper to help make changing time a snap.

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