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		<title>Infant Snail Costume- he’s not retarded, he’s just slow</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Get It $30] Isn&#8217;t it so fun dressing your children up in the most preposterous outfits.&#160; It&#8217;s like a pre-emptive strike in anticipated retaliation for their inevitable tasteless and provocative teenage dress attire.&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; If you have a slow, gastropod-like baby that tends to leave a sticky mess wherever it goes, you might want to invest [...]]]></description>
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<p></span><span class="price"><a title="Get it on Amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/Unique-Infant-Baby-Snail-Costume/dp/B000J31QIS" target="_blank">[Get It $30]</a></span> </div>
<p><a href="http://essentialgearguide.com/1/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/image19.png" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[550]"><img height="299" alt="Infant Baby Snail Costume" src="http://essentialgearguide.com/1/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/image-thumb19.png" width="299" align="left"></a>Isn&#8217;t it so fun dressing your children up in the most preposterous outfits.&nbsp; It&#8217;s like a pre-emptive strike in anticipated retaliation for their inevitable tasteless and provocative <a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2278/2438697351_5d337d4723.jpg?v=0" target="_blank">teenage dress</a> attire.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />If you have a slow, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastropoda" target="_blank">gastropod</a>-like baby that tends to leave a sticky mess wherever it goes, you might want to invest in some blackmail material; you&#8217;re little one will be sure to finish all the chores if it means keeping this photo out of their senior year book.&nbsp; <br />The Infant Baby <a title="Robot Chicken" href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=3051010964ad8007b00c2da159615da1" target="_blank">Snail</a> Costume is a soft plush jumpsuit that fits babies up to 18 months and is tailored for those who spend most of their time crawling or learning how to walk.&nbsp; It includes built-in footsies and an 11&#8243; diameter Velcro attached snail shell.&nbsp; It also features a double zipper to help make changing time a snap.</p>
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<p><strong>Details include:</strong></p>
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<li>Soft colorful high quality jumpsuit with built-in footsies and double zip zipper for easy diaper access
<li>Velcro attached snail shell that measures roughly 11&#8243; in diameter
<li>Animated character headpiece with velcro closure
<li>One size fits most babies 6 to 18 months </li>
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<h5>Sizing Details:</h5>
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<li>15 1/2 inches from shoulder to crotch, 2ft. in total length
<li>Arm length 15&#8243; from zipper to orange wrist
<li>Inseam 9&#8243; to ankle
<li>Waist width 12&#8243;
<li>Face opening 6&#8243; X 6&#8243;
<li>Zipper opens from the back of the neck to the ankle
<li>Snail attached with two 10&#8243; velcro strips
<li>Snail attachment is 10&#8243; high, 11&#8243; long and 4&#8243; wide </li>
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