No matter what kind of crap you intend on cleaning, the triple ply colored toilet paper from Renova is the answer.  Made in Portugal, it’s as decorative as it is useful. 
Why spend extra money on something you’re going to eventually flush down the toilet, you might ask?  Well, I could make the same argument about the food you eat or the goldfish you buy for your kids; it’s all about presentation.  Use the Charmin day-to-day, but put out the good china and colored TP for the dinner party’s and galas.  This fancy ass stuff has been used for years in some of the most exclusive restaurants and hotels around the world.  Go ahead and treat your hard working ass to something special. 

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I wouldn’t normally suggest using electronics in water, but the 8060X from Philips Norelco is an exception.  Not only can you get the 8060X wet, it’s actually meant to be used in the shower; the shaving heads dispense moisturizing gel…it’s pretty cool. 

The vitamin enriched conditioning gel is stored in the base of the shaving unit where it is automatically dispensed from two of the three shaving heads affixed the flex tracker system. Each shaving head has a glide ring to help the razor move smoothly over your rugged face.  One of the best features of this electric razor is that it only takes seconds to clean, just rinse and place it back on the charger. 

Though it’s convenient to shave in the shower when your skin is relaxed and your pores are open, you can also use this top of the line electric shaver in a dry environment. I’ve tried electric shavers in the past, and I’ve never been impressed, I just go back to my normal hand razor.  With the 8060X I was impressed.

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Soooo, is this guy stabbing himself?  Seriously, this is a killer shower curtain.

The Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain depicts the classic Psycho motif in burlesque fashion.  Adding to the crassness, the curtain features a sound and motion-activated speaker that brays the famous Psycho music as well as a screaming woman.

Don’t worry, the unit is powered by 3 AA batteries, so you can remove the meretricious voice box when the short lived novelty fades.

Have you ever wished you could just zap your zits with some futuristic device that would clear them up?  If you have, why didn’t you just wish for no zits?  Regardless, your wish has come true with the Zeno™ developed by Tyrell Inc.  The Zeno™ is a hand-held portable medical device that clears pimples in people with mild to moderate inflammatory acne.  Having been clinically proven to make pimples disappear fast, the Zeno™ is the most scientifically advanced and effective acne device available without a prescription.

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Do you want to add artistic flavor and sophistication to your bathroom or perhaps some sensuality to your shaving ritual? Designer Danielle Malka can make it happen with the Flame Set, code name: Ménage à Trois.  Danielle’s company, êShave takes the fundamental principles of wet shaving and makes them modern with a designer shaving set that pulls inspiration from both the worlds of dance and fine art.

The sleek, refined look of the brush and razor aloft the sexy stand are predominated only by the the lavish texture of finely polished metal fused with the function of high-quality materials.  The slender sculpture betrays the rugged weight and durability of the product but accentuates the elegance of its character.

If you’ve always wanted the pleasure of a ménage à trois, now is your chance. 
*Look for the 18 karat gold plating option to better flaunt your affluence and augment your decor.     

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I don’t know about you, but I prefer my clothes to be grown from non genetically modified plants and without pesticides. 

The Hooded Organic Cotton Robe made by Under the Canopy is as comfortable as you can get without being naked.  Of course, if you’re newly weds you may just prefer naked. 

These luscious garments come in two styles, natural (as shown to the left) and silver.  If you’re looking for the perfect wedding gift, look no further, these beautifully crafted robes are classy, comfortable and paradigmatic of sharing a life as husband and wife; you can also have them embroidered for that personal touch.

*Not intended for individuals that lack fashion sense or the ability to appreciate pure joy.

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Honestly! What will they think of next?

The Pinocchio Toilet Brush designed by Raffaele Iannello and made by Decor Craft Inc., provides an ideal tool for a punishment chore when you catch your child in a lie… you’ll have the cleanest toilet on the block!
I never understood why Pinocchio wanted to be a real boy.  He could have made a fortune in the broom handle business, not to mention free fire wood for life.  Oh well, I guess the moral of the story is, “if you’re a magical toy that likes to lie, you can wish on a star and get anything you want”. 

*Measures 18″ tall x 6.5″ in diameter.

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Let’s play motor boat in the tub! 

Ok, so there might not be any motor, but the newspaper drain stop from Decor Craft Inc. is a cute and simple way to splash a hint of style onto your all-to-common bathroom. 

Though the boat looks like it’s constructed from regular old newspaper, it’s actually made from durable, yet pliable PVC.  The rubber stop plug is universal, so chances are it will fit your tub; and if not, just attach your own plug to the chain. 

The boat comes depressed in the box, so once you take it out, you’ll have to fold it open before it will sail properly.

*Chain measures 16″ long.  Boat measures  8.5″ long x 2″ tall.