Wouldn’t it be nice if someone was always there to hand you fresh TP when you need to wipe chunks of poop off your butt?  Come to think of it, that would be weird.

Designed by Guilio Venturini for Alessi, the Antonio C, Toilet Paper Holder is more than a personal assistant when you need him most, he’s an essential piece of gear for any unique minded loo.  Oh, and the best part is that Antonio’s two hands are magnetic, so there’s no excuse for putting the new roll on top of the old one, although you know what they say, "you can’t teach an old fat lazy husband new tricks".  
There’s no need to worry about the roll popping off the holder and clogging the toilet, the depressible magnetic holder is strong and stable.

Dimensions: 17.5 x 15cm H13cm
(comes with all necessary wall fixings)

* Antonio comes with absolutely no eyeballs, so he won’t watch you tinkle.