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Spider Rug- quick, somebody step on it!

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Spider Rug
An accomplished artist versed in sculpture, painting, drawing and printmaking, Jessica Albarn has teamed up with Modus Furniture to create a rug so awesome that it’s scary. 

The dense, deep pile rug with its single oversized arachnid lends a touch of beauty to this historically misinterpreted creature.  With such a simple slender appeal reminiscent of Jessica’s spider drawings, even arachnophobs can’t let this spider bug them. 

*Warning: spider may magically come alive at night and eat you while you sleep.

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HOME PLATE DOORMAT- there’s no plate like home

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Home Plate Doormat from BungalowHouse in the nice part of town:         $350,000

Top of the line security system:      $3,600

Being safe every time you get home:   Priceless.

Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT! 

This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house?  And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it. 

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