House in the nice part of town:         $350,000

Top of the line security system:      $3,600

Being safe every time you get home:   Priceless.

Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT!

This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house?  And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it.

The durable coir bristles absorb moisture and catches dirt, while the hidden trap door below the Matt captures Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and girl scouts.  
This doormat from Bungalow (part of Park Designs) is 24" square (if it were square, which it’s not, so you’ll have to pretend).

An accomplished artist versed in sculpture, painting, drawing and printmaking, Jessica Albarn has teamed up with Modus Furniture to create a rug so awesome that it’s scary. 

The dense, deep pile rug with its single oversized arachnid lends a touch of beauty to this historically misinterpreted creature.  With such a simple slender appeal reminiscent of Jessica‘s spider drawings, even arachnophobs can’t let this spider bug them. 

*Warning: spider may magically come alive at night and eat you while you sleep.