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Bunny- he’s watching you!

admin — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:00:00 +0000

He’s watching you. No, really. He’s watching you. This isn’t your parents velveteen rabbit. Bunny is a renegade Leporidae ready to kick ass and take names. If you thought the Bunny Boiler was mean you haven’t seen anything yet. Bunny is not suitable for anyone that doesn’t want to scream like a little school girl while being brutally attacked by an 19 inch furry felt plush. Bunny’s favorite past times include sitting perfectly still and looking totally mean and awesome at the same time.
If you appreciate the craftsmanship of this stuffed animal then you shouldn’t waste any more time, check out the Creature Co-op for more handcrafted works of art.

Bunny is a polyester filled soft furry felt bunny that stands 19 inches high and weights in at 8 oz. At night he comes to life and steals socks from the dryer and hides your car keys. The minute you underestimate Bunny is the minute you wish you were never born.

Wee Ninja- the cutest agent of chaos you’ve ever seen

craig — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:00:03 +0000

[Get It $20]

The minute you underestimate the Wee Ninja is the minute you become utterly subdued by his absolute cuteness.
With such a simple design, this 9 inch plush packs the most adorable punch.

Before you crumble into a pathetic mess of "ooohs" and "aahs", you should read about the legacy of the Wee Ninja and friends at Ninjatown; just try not to be intimidated by his enemies.

Remember, this ain’t no normal plush, Wee Ninja is a Shawnimal and that means quality.

*If you invite the Wee Ninja into your home, for God’s sake hide your Wasabi Peas!

Pac-Man Plush Head- the 80’s are back!

admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:20:47 +0000

[Get It $30]

The Pac-Man Plush Head from Namco is a soft, warm compactable hat, that is sure to bring a smile where ever it goes*. Use the hat as a regular plush for decoration along with the slinky and Rubik’s cube, or wear it on the slopes to attract attention and keep your dome warm.

If you’re a Pac-man junkie, check out more products from Club Namco, or go visit them at the New York Comicon and Wondercon; tell them "WAKA WAKA" and get $2.00 off your purchase!

*May not be appropriate for weddings, funerals, job interviews or dinner at Q-berts.

Promiscuous Teddy Bear

admin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:00:38 +0000

[Get It $80]

Don’t expect a box of chocolates or extra cuddle time with this teddy, he doesn’t put up pretenses and he certainly doesn’t wine and dine. This is the perfect stuffed animal for Daddy’s little girl.
Since the first teddy bear was created after the actions of president Theodore Roosevelt, someone decided to update this classic by crafting a bear after former president Clinton. They tried with George W, but the bear already lacked a brain and the FDA wouldn’t approve a stuffed animal with cocaine. Plus, no one seemed to want a plush that would attack their other stuffed animals for no reason.

If you’re a frisky sorority girl and think this little guy is the perfect addition to your bed, you’ll have to thank Steve from the comment section for hooking us up with the link for the Birthday Suit Bear. This 15 inch Vermont Teddy Bear sports a removable honey fur coat with velcro fasteners up front and a dissolute mentality. Kudos again to Steve, from everyone at Essential Gear Guide and all those college girls looking to diversify their portfolio.