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These things are flying off the shelves!

From the Red Persian Group of Oriental MouseRugs (Asian Collection) comes a new addition to your addiction. Specifically made for your computer mouse, this miniature rug features .75 millimeter long fibers (over 7 million on each rug) that create a beautiful and intricate pattern that’s soft to the touch. These things aren’t stamped with ink, they’re made with real dyed yarn. The tiny fibers allow for precise tracking (whether your mouse is optical or ball), and will actually hold your mouse in place on uneven surfaces.

Dude, that rug really ties the room together.

* These may only be 7"x10", but they’re gateway RUGS! Before you know it they’ll by lying on the living room floor or under the table, you’ll be spending all your money on RUGS, maybe even matching coasters!

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Apparently the pen is mightier than the sword; especially a sharp pen. 
If you’re going to have something taking up space on your desk it needs to be creative, family related, or really really expensive.
Dead Fred, made by our good friends at Suck UK, is neither expensive or family related (unless you’re a member of the Manson family).  It is however very inventive and will be sure to give your coworkers a chuckle; watch how fast their smiles disappear when you tell them how it reminds you of the last time you saw your father.

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I’m not really sure what this is supposed to be, but I think that’s the point of fine art. If you plop this notepad down on your desk your co-workers will assume you’re cultured or maybe they’ll just drag you out behind the dumpster and beat you like a puppy with down syndrome that keeps pooping on the carpet.  If you want to chance it, you may find that the Picasso Morph Notepad by Schleeh Design is the perfect addition to your already cluttered desk. When you twist the pad, the design changes from Picasso’s female image to a male; sort of like Clay Aiken.  Of course once you use about half the notes it will no longer resemble anything.

 
The Optimus Maximus computer keyboard from Art Lebedev Studio is not only the most optimal keyboard on the planet, it’s also a fearless 3rd Century Roman gladiator capable of defeating evil and delivering Rome back to the people!

The Maximus comes with a hefty price tag because anyone willing to drop over $500 is probably willing to drop $1600; and because each key is the equivalent of a tiny computer screen.  In addition to controlling key functions, you can actually control key images.  Switch between a Japanese, Greek, Russian, or any other keyboard with the click of a button; literally it only takes seconds.  If you’re a gamer you can customize and save a special layout for each game.  Work more efficiently with programs and software (like Photoshop).  The keys can even work together to show moving graphics!  And to think I was impressed with the simple things like Shift and knowing when the Caps or Number Locks were on. 

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It may be the Intellishredder, but you don’t need a Ph.D to use it.

When you’re not looking for an under the desk shredder, but rather a traditional one that feeds through the top, there are endless options.  If you’re interested in over-spending, there are even more options.  The Fellows INTELLISHRED™ SB-89Ci SHREDDER eliminates all those options with one feature packed, modestly priced, smart shredder.  You might wonder what makes this shredder so intelligent.  Well, it won’t finish your kids homework (although it will eat it), but it does know when you attempt to stuff too many papers in it’s mouth, and it will figure out what to do on it’s own when there’s a paper jam.  Oh, and when your fingers get too close, it shuts off.  Not only is this thing smart, it’s stylish and easy to control…too bad Fellows doesn’t make husbands!

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Are you constantly shredding? 

With all the identity theft these days, you better be shredding your garbage bound (I mean, recycle bound) documents. 

We all get overzealous and push the limits of our shredders, stuffing way too much into them at once.  Perhaps more frustrating than a paper jam is being hunched over like Quasimodo trying to feed paper through the top of a half obstructed shredder that wasn’t built to hide under your desk.  Staples has changed all that.  With the ID Armor 18-Sheet Cross Cut Under Desk Shredder you don’t have to worry about paper jams or the bells of Notre Dame because the teeth on this thing will crunch credit cards, staples, or CD’s with a uniquely angled slot that allows easy access from your office chair.  What’s more is that the unit comes equipped with a hidden storage panel on top and a full power strip along the back!

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I love this thing!
Store your pencil in the hollowed out section of the notebook and you don’t have to worry about popping the binding open when you travel with a pen jammed in-between the pages. 
This really is more convenient than it seems; the people at Suck UK really know how to make some great products.

You can also use the hollowed out section to store a tiny rock hammer, incase you find yourself wrongfully locked away at Shawshank. 

Comes in two sizes; 190x140mm & 125x90mm.  Approx. 7.5 x 5.5 inches & 5 x 3.5 inches. 

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting sick of Prada and Coach dominating the handbag industry.  Come on ladies, spread it out a bit.  There are exceptional products that will turn heads without making you look like a clone; the Moonsus Urban Laptop Tote ($330) or the Professional Briefcase ($320) for instance. 
The Moonsus collection of executive handbags finds the median between feminine and business function.  The Urban Laptop Tote comes with a cosmetic case and internal specialized pouches for business cards, a cell phone, appointment book, pens, etc; while the Professional Briefcase comes equipped with a stylish and removable padded notebook sleeve in addition to the internal pockets.

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Time to clean up the miscellaneous draw in the kitchen.  The Takeout Menu Organizer from Franklin Covey is the perfect impetus for exacerbating your addiction to takeout.

Perfect for long nights at the office or the lunchtime crunch.  This organizer includes a pen and pad for taking co-workers orders, nine tabbed dividers with menu storage pockets, adhesive tab labels and a list of frequently called numbers*- genus! 

*You may also want to make a list of the places not to order from.

 
Ergotron might sound like a transforming robot from Cybertron, but it’s actually much more useful.  With the Ergotron Notebook Arm from Lenovo, you can effortlessly lift a notebook, computer monitor, or flat panel TV to a better viewing position while freeing up valuable space on your desk.

The sleek and streamlined LX is extremely easy to install, and allows one hand adjustments of your computer monitor, notebook or TV; move the screen and it stays with no locks or knobs.  Swing the screen to show a client what you’re looking at, position your laptop for use in bed, or rotate your monitor lengthwise to capture more scrolling space.  Not only does the Ergotron LX provide unparalleled range of motion, it makes your workstation look sophisticated and professional.  You can also use two arms on the same stand to optimize function and space.

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