Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!

For every party holiday it’s important to wear a clever shirt designed by someone else in order to demonstrate your own glowing sense of humor. 

At Cafe Press, you’ll find a mess of funny shirts for all occasions.  Pick something up for St. Patrick’s Day, SuperBowl, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, or just plain old fun.   

*Please note, Cinco de Mayo is not a holiday celebrating mayonnaise, it is inclusive to condiments of all backgrounds and religions.

The dress with it’s own built-in necklace.  The simple sheik design of this sand color mini halter dress is in sharp juxtaposition to the overly ornate beaded medallion adorning the majority of the chest region. 

This is great news for men who need an excuse to save grace after their wandering eyeballs travel south for a sneak peek.  Not only that, but there’s one less accessory to worry about while getting ready; it’s too bad this dress doesn’t come with make-up and shoes already attached!

The 95% rayon and 5% spandex slip-like dress features a rouching front with a fitted back.  The attached pearl necklace is 27" in length and attaches to the upper breast region.

*This stunning dress will fit any figure as long as any figure is beautiful and sexy.

If you hate to iron as much as me, the Crinkled Cotton Drawstring Pants from Tilley Endurables might make a nice addition to your comfy clothes collection. 

The cotton is light with a grainy, somewhat coarse knit, absolutely ideal for hot summer days or lounging around the house.
 
If you happen to be the type of person that doesn’t like to wear pants, you’ll be pleased to find that the pre-shrunk Tilley cotton drawstrings are so light and non-obtrusive it’s hard to remember whether or not you even put them on.
 
There are two large side pockets and one inside zippered pocket.  I personally love the breathability and have even grown to like the slightly rough texture.

Conclusion:  You don’t have to be a dirty granola to appreciate these pants, you just have to know comfort when you feel it.

* Warning, ironing these pants my cause you to be viewed as a giant tool bag yuppie wanna-be. 

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Move over Under Armour, the Goddess of Victory is back to claim the crown of coolest tight fitting sports shirt. 

Despite the appearance, the Nike Ultimate Ignition V-neck won’t protect your spine when you fall off your Ninja ZX, but it does feature a seamless dynamic fit with zoned cooling, so at least you’ll enjoy the ride.  It’s also been known to make meatheads feel tougher.

*Known to reduce blood flow to the brain, usually not a problem for weightlifters. 

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I don’t know about you, but I prefer my clothes to be grown from non genetically modified plants and without pesticides. 

The Hooded Organic Cotton Robe made by Under the Canopy is as comfortable as you can get without being naked.  Of course, if you’re newly weds you may just prefer naked. 

These luscious garments come in two styles, natural (as shown to the left) and silver.  If you’re looking for the perfect wedding gift, look no further, these beautifully crafted robes are classy, comfortable and paradigmatic of sharing a life as husband and wife; you can also have them embroidered for that personal touch.

*Not intended for individuals that lack fashion sense or the ability to appreciate pure joy.

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