If you’re an active woman, you need to get yourself a pair of smarty pants; unless you’re stupid.
Smarty Pants women’s underwear is designed to conquer the problems associated with conventional underwear*, which bunches and uncomfortably rides between your legs. Smarty Pants are lightweight, non-binding and anti-microbial, which is great because my last pair of undies were pro-microbial which caused a major rift with my Republican husband.
You’re going to love your new Smarty Pants, and if you wear them by themselves, so are all the men with a healthy set of eyeballs.
* Sorry, will not defend against or deter aggressive hairy men from hitting on you at the gym.

