If you’re not a HTML coder or savvy geek ,
to you, this shirt is basically Greek.
So, what is hexadecimal html color code you ask"?
It’s a radix 16 color system for assigning a web task.
Still don’t get it, don’t worry its not worth your time.
Plus, I can’t explain it better and still have it rhyme.

If you do understand what this shirt is saying,
you might wonder if the price is worth paying.
The answer to that question is: “why, yes of course”
I can guarantee you will not have buyers remorse.
For, to see all the simple people with blank stares,
is silent satisfaction for all their options and shares.
When they’re puzzled staring through their glasses,
yell, “surprise” and jam your resignation up into their pockets.

I leave you with:
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t

He’s watching you. No, really. He’s watching you. This isn’t your parents velveteen rabbit. Bunny is a renegade Leporidae ready to kick ass and take names. If you thought the Bunny Boiler was mean you haven’t seen anything yet. Bunny is not suitable for anyone that doesn’t want to scream like a little school girl while being brutally attacked by an 19 inch furry felt plush. Bunny’s favorite past times include sitting perfectly still and looking totally mean and awesome at the same time.
If you appreciate the craftsmanship of this stuffed animal then you shouldn’t waste any more time, check out the Creature Co-op for more handcrafted works of art.

Bunny is a polyester filled soft furry felt bunny that stands 19 inches high and weights in at 8 oz. At night he comes to life and steals socks from the dryer and hides your car keys. The minute you underestimate Bunny is the minute you wish you were never born.

 
Now you can have Uranium and you’re ketchup all in the same place!

A fun way to learn your elements or subject your children to your quirky interests.  The Periodic Table Magnets from Simple Memory Art comes in one sheet and can be separated into individual elements (well, not actual elements, but you get the idea). 
Mix and match the elements to arrange your own table, perhaps outsmarting Dmitri Mendeleev in the process, but you’ll probably just make a mess.

Size: 7.4" x 10.5" (Sheet)

I have an idea, let’s combine the best taste ever with the best feeling ever then sell it for under 10 bucks!

The Chocolate Pen Set from Gasworks Inc. is a pair of 1.4 ounce chocolate and strawberry body pens. Use the tasty paste to draw designs or write love notes on your lovers body.  The pens are easy to write with and can even be used for decorating cakes and other baked goods.

By heating the pens in warm water, you can determine how viscous you want the chocolate to be.  Never mind the application, the taste alone makes this a great product, I give the chocolate pen set two thumbs up.  These make a great wedding or anniversary gift, as do the other risqué products from Gasworks Inc. 

*Size: Each pen is appx 6" tall x 1" wide

House in the nice part of town:         $350,000

Top of the line security system:      $3,600

Being safe every time you get home:   Priceless.

Depending on where you live, you might not always be safe, but one thing’s for sure, every time you leave you’ll be OUT!

This 100% hand-woven coconut fiber home plate doormat not only puts a smile on the baseball fans face every time he gets home, it puts 14 cents a day in some underprivileged 8 year-olds pocket after a long day of work.
I’ve always wondered, is home plate called such because it looks like a retarded kids rendition of an upside down house?  And if so, shouldn’t it be called HOWE Plate?… give it a second, you’ll get it.

The durable coir bristles absorb moisture and catches dirt, while the hidden trap door below the Matt captures Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and girl scouts.  
This doormat from Bungalow (part of Park Designs) is 24" square (if it were square, which it’s not, so you’ll have to pretend).

These things are flying off the shelves!

From the Red Persian Group of Oriental MouseRugs (Asian Collection) comes a new addition to your addiction. Specifically made for your computer mouse, this miniature rug features .75 millimeter long fibers (over 7 million on each rug) that create a beautiful and intricate pattern that’s soft to the touch. These things aren’t stamped with ink, they’re made with real dyed yarn. The tiny fibers allow for precise tracking (whether your mouse is optical or ball), and will actually hold your mouse in place on uneven surfaces.

Dude, that rug really ties the room together.

* These may only be 7"x10", but they’re gateway RUGS! Before you know it they’ll by lying on the living room floor or under the table, you’ll be spending all your money on RUGS, maybe even matching coasters!

Don’t be fooled by cheap knock-offs that illegally trade under the MouseRug name; be sure your MouseRug is authentic. The tedious design procedure and Lextra® production process creates an authentic feel that can’t be faked.

Be sure to view all the MouseRug options including the stiff MouseBlade version for uneven work areas, as well as the CoasterRugs and BookRugs.

Natural Rubber Base: made in the U.S.A. (rubber comes from trees in southeast Asia).
Fringed ends: custom produced in the U.S.A. (same company makes fringe for well-known producers of full size rugs).

*MouseRugs are faithful reproductions of actual full-size antique rugs and blankets.

 
Need a new sacrificing surface?  How about a work station to provoke your creative genus?  Well too bad, the Paint or Die but LOVE ME desk from Designer John Nouanesing is only a concept at the moment; I guess you’ll have to stick with the Pink Floyd and Mary Jane for those all-to-forgettable epiphanies. 
If this escritoire does go into production, it will probably do very well, as will it’s service department when it has to repair all those extra drips that keep getting in the way and breaking off.

*May not be appropriate for hemophobiacs.

 
The Blue Ridge Hammock Tent from Lawson Hammock, is made for the smart camper, or anyone else that enjoys convenience, comfort, and versatility.
 
This lightweight, low impact, bug-free, waterproof, three season shelter was specifically designed for backpacking and camping in hard terrain.  No longer will uneven, rocky, or wet soil be a hindrance.  Camp right at the foot of the river bed, steep mountainside, or thick jungle.  With less vegetation disturbed or damaged you can reduce your environmental footprint; although, you can always use it as a bivy tent if you find the ideal spot. 
Even if you just want to lounge around your backyard, the Blue Ridge will protect you from mosquitos and small ground dwelling flesh eaters.

Lawson Hammocks were invented in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. These versatile shelters are ideal for the light trekker or weight cautious backpacker.  The tent is extremely easy to set-up and equally easy to disassemble. 
When used as a hammock, there’s no dirt or due to wipe away from the bottom; just quickly fold and pack it away.  The 36 inch width makes it suitable for two, especially when used on the ground as a bivy tent.  Though the weight limit reads 250lbs, I tested it with 350lb and the tent held up just fine, probably because these hammocks are made of the finest materials, including a nylon pack cloth bed, rip-stop nylon rain fly and no-see-um netting.

Owner Wes Johnson is excited about sharing this great product because he knows once you try one you’ll make it part of your regular camping arsenal.

*Be sure to pick up some tree huggers to make setting up even easier. 

Packs down to only 4.25lbs (approx.)

Length: 90 inches

Width: 36 inches

Packs to 22"x6"

Weight limit: 250lbs

Colors: forest green or cobalt blue

Includes no-see-um netting and waterproof rainfly.

Rainfly attaches directly to the hammock so no need to find multiple trees to tie to.

Patented archpole and spreaderbar system. Archpoles allow for more room as well as the ability to use on the ground as a bivy tent. The spreadbars keep the bed more "taught" so that you’re not sleeping in a coccoon and can roll over and/or sleep on your side. Much more comfortable that other camping hammocks.

Made of ripstop nylon and seam sealed.

Eliminates the need for carrying other items such as ground tarp or sleeping pad

Rated # 1 camping hammock on the market by publications such as Backpacker and Outside magazines.

brass-plated grommets reinforced with nylon webbing

Storage net pockets inside

one year guarantee

Apparently the pen is mightier than the sword; especially a sharp pen. 
If you’re going to have something taking up space on your desk it needs to be creative, family related, or really really expensive.
Dead Fred, made by our good friends at Suck UK, is neither expensive or family related (unless you’re a member of the Manson family).  It is however very inventive and will be sure to give your coworkers a chuckle; watch how fast their smiles disappear when you tell them how it reminds you of the last time you saw your father.

Dead Fred is approximately 5”x 3” and is made of silicone rubber.